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I once thought humans were born with an innate ability to stand. Now I think, "these people need to hire a standing coach." But there's no such thing. In the entire world, there are no professional standing coaches. We need to invent that career just so the Trumps can hire one.
10:50 AM - Feb 10, 2023
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#MarjorieTaylorGreeneIsSoDumb she went to the doctor and asked what she could do about her personal trainer's dandruff. He said, "Try Head & Shoulders." The next day she called him back and asked, "Doc, how do I give him shoulders?"
08:59 AM - Feb 24, 2023
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Bolsonaro trolled Brazilians to death with belligerence toward vaccines and praise for homeopathic cures while he presided over one of the worst COVID responses on Earth. Like Trump, and like the anti-vaxxors over at Fox, he was vaccinated.
09:49 PM - Feb 20, 2023
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Republicans: We don't have a gun problem, we have a mental health problem!!!

Normal people: So you support using Federal funds to make mental healthcare more readily available?

Republicans: Oh, fsck no!

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10:16 AM - Feb 14, 2023
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Jeff E. Guy
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Conservatives want to arm everyone to deter crime, a behavior as old as humanity itself. But what is more likely: crime ends or criminals start shooting first.
06:22 AM - Feb 11, 2023
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11:03 AM - Feb 10, 2023
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#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb . She called her doctor and asked if there was something she could do about her husband's dandruff. He said, "Try Head & Shoulders." The next day she called him back and asked, "Doc. How do I give him shoulders?"
10:56 AM - Feb 10, 2023
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I once thought humans were born with an innate ability to stand. Now I think, "these people need to hire a standing coach." But there's no such thing. In the entire world, there are no professional standing coaches. We need to invent that career just so the Trumps can hire one.
10:50 AM - Feb 10, 2023
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