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Happy International Asexuality Day to all you aces and aros out there, with a particular shout out to my fellow demisexuals and aegosexuals.
05:20 PM - Apr 06, 2024
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Still waiting for a moody slowed-down cover of "Defying Gravity" to be used in a superhero movie trailer.
08:32 PM - Mar 09, 2024
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When reached for comment, Senator McConnell opened his gaping maw, from which an inky black tar and a sound that can only be described as radio static trickled forth.
12:49 PM - Feb 28, 2024
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Today is the 10-year anniversary of when my partner scheduled a movie night with a friend, and gave it the funniest calendar event name I've ever seen.
04:00 PM - Feb 26, 2024
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(The first Olympians gather)

Long Jumper: I challenge anyone to leap farther than I.

High Jumper: None can match the heights that I bound.

Pole Vaulter: Hey guys, look what I can do! WHEEE!!!

Long Jumper: What the hell, Markos???
11:43 AM - Feb 21, 2024
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I'm so glad that the previously unknown story of this underappreciated band is finally being told.
09:23 AM - Feb 20, 2024
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Look, I'm going to be real with you all ...

If I bought a bowtie, and started doing the work right now, I feel like I could be a really good "goofy older weatherman".
09:14 AM - Feb 09, 2024
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I just finished The Leftovers, and you can call me Tracy Letts, because I'm an actor and playwright raised in a red state who has fallen hard for Carrie Coon.
11:33 PM - Feb 01, 2024
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I'm truly jealous of children's fashion. If there was an adult t-shirt that had a t-rex riding a skateboard above the words "Cool Dude", I would 100% wear that.
05:06 PM - Jan 30, 2024
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I swear, this wasn't me, except wait, was this me, this might have been me.
11:29 AM - Jan 30, 2024
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I have no way to prove it, but I just want you all to know that after decades of trying, I finally correctly predicted every single Best Picture nominee.
11:12 AM - Jan 23, 2024
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My baby has started saying "Ya ya ya ya ya!" So now I'm trying to teach her that Crazy Taxi song.
12:32 PM - Jan 20, 2024
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It's alphabetical, so no way Peacock did this deliberately, but also, how is this not intentional?
11:28 PM - Jan 19, 2024
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I grew upon these streets.
04:32 PM - Jan 08, 2024
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Jesus Christ, America!
05:20 PM - Jan 05, 2024
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Speed Limit Sign: (Flashes my speed)

Me: Yeah, I know!

Sign: Slow Down

Me: Don't tell me what to do!

Sign: ☹️

Me: No, okay, I'll slow down, I'm so sorry, please don't be upset with me!
08:28 AM - Jan 02, 2024
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When it's 3:00 am, and you're putting your baby back to sleep, you watch movies.

So I turned it into a challenge: How many movies can I watch in one year? The answer: 230!

The rules: They had to be movies I hadn't seen before, or ones I watched so long ago I didn't remember them.

Enjoy the list!
02:37 PM - Dec 31, 2023
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Going into 2024 with positivity.
12:54 PM - Dec 31, 2023
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I am one billion years old.
04:56 AM - Dec 31, 2023
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Adam McKay is SPRINTING to his Macbook.
12:54 PM - Dec 28, 2023
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Me: Wow, I can't think of a more surreal cultural ending to 2023 than Ziwe interviewing George Santos.

Tucker Carlson & Kevin Spacey: Hold my milk.
06:36 PM - Dec 24, 2023
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Just finished my 2024 Bingo Card.
12:51 PM - Dec 22, 2023
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Dentist: I love your nails! They're so festive!

Me: Yes ... festive.

(Also, nail polish is a new thing for me, and I'm still figuring it out, so I know. Trust me ... I know.)
01:16 PM - Dec 21, 2023
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In my state of parental exhaustion, it took me way too long to realize I was trying to put on my jeans backwards.

Apparently, my love of Kris Kross holds no bounds.
09:11 AM - Dec 20, 2023
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You know how people find out late in life that they have a natural talent for something? Something that for decades, they never realized they were adept at?

Well, my partner got me a Bop-It as an early Christmas gift, and it turns out I'm really good at Bop-It???
02:13 PM - Dec 19, 2023
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(May December ends)

Golden Globe voters: Ha! Hilarious!
07:15 PM - Dec 14, 2023
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After Rise of Skywalker, Ghostbusters: Afterlife, and now Dial of Destiny, my new least favorite sub-genre is course correction movies that are worse than the movies they're trying to course correct.
07:27 PM - Dec 04, 2023
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Buying tickets for my three-year-old's first movie.

Getting the giant popcorn for both of us to share.

Dancing in the aisles during the songs.

Quoting the funniest lines on the drive home and laughing all over again.

I'll always treasure the first time I watched Napoleon with my little angel.
01:38 PM - Nov 25, 2023
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Why, what happened to Mom??? WHAT HAPPENED TO MOM???
02:53 PM - Nov 19, 2023
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Me: Why did they revive Spamalot? Wasn't that just on Broadway?

Internet: If that original production was a person, it would be old enough to vote.

Me: (Turns into the skeleton at the end of The Last Crusade)
04:38 PM - Nov 17, 2023
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