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That is pretty rich coming from inmate number P01135809, perhaps he should sit this one out.
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What a moron trump is
07:00 PM - May 01, 2024
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Ken Robert
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You better watch out.
You better not try.
You better kneel down.
I’m telling you why.
Manic Boss is coming to town.

He hears you when you’re speaking.
He knows when you’re a fake.
He knows if you’ve been loyal or not
so obey for your own sake.
07:03 PM - May 01, 2024
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Ken Robert
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Ok, Spoutible ads. I’m not a young fella but I’m not yet ready for chair yoga.
09:22 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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Ken Robert
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Reporters say Trump’s lawyers are trying multiple strategies to keep him awake in court. There’s always a lawyer beside him, they’ve given him a stack of papers to shuffle through, but I think I have a better solution. Should keep him busy for hours.
08:48 PM - Apr 30, 2024 (Edited)
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Ken Robert
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The best thing about getting dunked on is I famously don’t even like basketball.
09:21 AM - Apr 29, 2024
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Ken Robert
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Check out Young Dark Brandon in the bottom right corner.
04:36 PM - Apr 26, 2024
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Ken Robert
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In the future, thanks to technological advances, everyone will have the ability to drop diss tracks.
09:37 PM - Apr 22, 2024 (Edited)
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Ken Robert
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I’ll say this for Marjorie Taylor Green. Shooting yourself in the foot is a bold move when you don’t have a lot of toes to spare.
01:04 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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Ken Robert
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Spent all week in court then had his weekend ego feeding canceled by rain. Sad.
09:09 AM - Apr 21, 2024
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Ken Robert
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Sleeping. Farting. I’m waiting for the day a TV reporter says, “Sources are telling me the former president has—and I quote—‘shit himself.’”
10:18 PM - Apr 19, 2024
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Full jury and alternates acquired- time to try orange Mussolini at last!
#LockHimUpNow
01:50 PM - Apr 19, 2024
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Ken Robert
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Cybertruck: The Edsel of the Future
10:45 AM - Apr 19, 2024
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Ken Robert
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Representing Trump in court must be like showing Cujo at the Westminster Kennel Club.
12:59 AM - Apr 19, 2024
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Ken Robert
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Rat fight!
12:14 PM - Apr 17, 2024
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Ken Robert
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(heh-heh, heh-heh) They said porn star. (heh-heh, heh-heh)
08:15 AM - Apr 17, 2024
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Ken Robert
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This courtroom sketch of Trump napping during jury selection is my new favorite thing.
11:11 PM - Apr 16, 2024
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Ken Robert
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Someone needs to warn Trump he’s in serious danger of receiving more warnings.
04:33 PM - Apr 16, 2024
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Ken Robert
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The two main animals I spot during my hikes are coyotes and road runners which is why I always keep an eye out for falling anvils.
02:32 PM - Apr 16, 2024 (Edited)
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Donald J Slump
02:07 PM - Apr 16, 2024
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thread 3 Threaded Spouts
You can mock Trump for falling asleep in court today but the joke’s on you.

It’s all part of a brilliant marketing campaign and tie-in with My Pillow.
05:22 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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Ken Robert
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Remarks I’ve seen regarding Trump falling asleep in court today…

The Nodfather

White Power Nap

Don Snoreleone

Donald J Slump
05:07 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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thread 2 Threaded Spouts
Sleepy Joke
02:12 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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Ken Robert
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DJT has lost 50% of its value since its public offering two weeks ago but I have great news, MAGA investors. They’ve decided to release more shares. Do your duty and empty your bank accounts. It’s the price you have to pay if you want to own the libs.
10:06 AM - Apr 15, 2024
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Ken Robert
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“Man, sure wish I had some of that Lindsey Graham magic.” Chris Sununu
09:22 AM - Apr 15, 2024
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thread 2 Threaded Spouts
Well, the rapture happened but I have good news for those of you left behind (heathens).

I’m still able to post to Spoutible from Heaven.

It’s ok. Not really what I expected but you can get authentic Peking Duck in thirty minutes or less and that’s pretty cool.

I’d send pictures but photography
06:16 PM - Apr 08, 2024 (Edited)
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Ken Robert
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My favorite duo this year…
12:14 AM - Apr 02, 2024
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Ken Robert
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Blow smoke, go broke.
09:12 AM - Mar 27, 2024
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Ken Robert
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“Democrat Marilyn Lands has defeated Republican Teddy Powell in a special election for Alabama House District 10 by a whopping 25 points, flipping the district from red to blue.

Lands ran on a platform that emphasized protecting abortion rights and IVF.” Meidas Touch
05:33 AM - Mar 27, 2024
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Ken Robert
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Why does Steve Bannon always look like he’s going to tell you what really went down between him and the three billygoats gruff?
01:20 PM - Mar 26, 2024
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