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I can't believe Oppenheimer won five awards and I have yet to watch it still.
01:08 PM - May 02, 2024
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I think we all liked Twitter before Musk took over. Less controversy, you got help from support and more fun.
01:08 PM - May 02, 2024
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Hank Hill: You guys know I don't have a problem with anger. I have a problem with idiots.
01:08 PM - May 02, 2024
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Kevin Elf Böy
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Can anyone imagine Hank Hill saying "Beto O'Rourke"
01:07 PM - May 02, 2024
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Kevin Elf Böy
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Bobby Hill I'm your little candy man.
01:07 PM - May 02, 2024
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Bobby Hill I'm worried about being a slut.
01:06 PM - May 02, 2024
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Hank Hill would start the episode about a computer's a** but end the episode wanting to kick the computer's a**.
01:06 PM - May 02, 2024
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*Hank Hill voice* Bobby the only "terf" I know is the turf at Tom Landry Middle School and she doesn't exclude anyone."
01:06 PM - May 02, 2024
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Kevin Elf Böy
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So leaves me to question if everyone is leaving twitter still and looking for another social media platform to use what is everyone using same goes for celebrities.
01:06 PM - May 02, 2024
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Kevin Elf Böy
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That other time when Patrick hinted at using Barnacle Chips in some unique way... Then he said not the way I use em.
01:05 PM - May 02, 2024
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That one time when Mr. Krabs started selling hot dogs at the Krusty Krab and then SpongeBob and Squidward decided to sabotage the idea and make "Mr. Krabs whole wiener thing blew right up in his face."
01:04 PM - May 02, 2024
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That time Sandy wondered about SpongeBob’s um hair.
01:04 PM - May 02, 2024
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Growing up is slowly your personality turning from SpongeBob to squidward.
01:04 PM - May 02, 2024
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Everyone use to make fun of plankton on spongebob for dating a computer and now look at him 💀
01:03 PM - May 02, 2024
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Growing up did anyone realize squidward wasn’t the bad guy, spongebob was just annoying asf to him.
01:03 PM - May 02, 2024
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Kevin Elf Böy
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Imagine spending money on something you saw that you really wanted and then had to put it in a box then lock it up in a room somewhere so no one steals it like you're in the Last of Us.
12:52 PM - May 02, 2024
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thread 2 Threaded Spouts
Small child runs up to Zoë. Someone body blocks and then says, “Maybe we shouldn't run up to dogs we don't know anything about.”

The parent: she's four

Me thinking: If she isn't on voice recall, then maybe she shouldn't run up to a random dog that you know nothing about or isn't yours.
12:50 PM - May 02, 2024
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I use to think Tubi was more popular with the horror movies than anything at one point. Except they have always had a good selection of comedy movies.
12:49 PM - May 02, 2024
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Kevin Elf Böy
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Name an unfortunate truth. I’ll start. Having trust issues.
12:49 PM - May 02, 2024
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Kevin Elf Böy
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Still waiting on season 5 of Stranger Things to happen.
12:48 PM - May 02, 2024
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Kevin Elf Böy
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I bet the first person who invented the bag was probably like wow okay let me bring some stuff over here for you.
12:47 PM - May 02, 2024
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Kevin Elf Böy
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The 5 Love Languages we've all probably had conversations about

Physical Touch: loneliness is killing me

Words of Affirmation: I must confess I still believe

Quality Time: When I'm not with you I lose my mind

Gift Giving: give me a sign

Acts of Service: hit me bady one more time
12:46 PM - May 02, 2024
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I've always heard that machines and robots will be as smart as people but which people would they be referring to.
12:46 PM - May 02, 2024
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Bedtime, aka that special time of the day when I lie down in a dark room for a few hours and ponder every dumb thing I've ever mistakenly said out loud.
12:46 PM - May 02, 2024
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Just did a crossword puzzle clue that was “cheese lovers” and I was like what oooooo there's a name for people like that and the answer turned out to be mice.
12:44 PM - May 02, 2024
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Every time I look at a burrito it reminds of that one friend I had who put a frozen burrito in the microwave and when it didn't heat up she took the burrito out and threw it away then tried heating up a different one.
12:44 PM - May 02, 2024
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"I'm tired," she said, "do you have a potion that doesn't make me so tired?"

"Sure. "Drink this," the witch said.

"Tea?"

"Yep. What's on your mind?"
12:44 PM - May 02, 2024
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There's been lots of talk going around again about dogs hating fireworks, the sound of lightning and thunder, but we have to imagine birds aren’t thrilled about them either.
12:42 PM - May 02, 2024
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Social media is okay in general but…

FB is okay, Instagram is okay, twitter is dogshit agree to disagree on twitter

And yet we use them every day

Discord, tiktok + bluesky are far superior imo

I also think for being new on here Spoutible has the potential which is good.
11:20 AM - May 02, 2024
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I think Ricky Gervais is funny and all but when he was asked the question can you not drive at all? Ricky then says no you can't drink and drive so what's the point I thought he was actually joking.
11:19 AM - May 02, 2024
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