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Good morning! My dog left me detailed instructions for the continued curation of his social media accounts.

Unfortunately, I’m not able to refund deposits he may have accepted for time shares in an iconic piece of Brooklyn infrastructure.

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08:40 AM - Feb 05, 2023 (Edited)
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Commuting in NYC is a nightmare.

A nightmare, I tell ya.

Sometimes you gotta go to Jersey just to work remotely.
11:06 PM - Apr 21, 2023
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“leroy’s dog - proudly unchecked since 2014.”
08:47 AM - Apr 21, 2023
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08:43 AM - Apr 21, 2023
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It’s a safe bet Fox hosts will be claiming Fox settled because it didn’t think it could get a fair trial from a “woke” judge and jury.

They will then claim victory because none of them were fired.
04:54 PM - Apr 18, 2023
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Poor Eric Trump has been stationed outside the NY courthouse for a week and a half saving a parking space for his dad.

The sad part is he believed Bannon’s promise to pay him $5/hour for waving the sign.
07:45 PM - Mar 30, 2023
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I blend.
12:28 PM - Mar 28, 2023
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The Brooklyn Botanic Garden has a tree named Steve Banyan.
06:07 PM - Mar 26, 2023
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03:29 PM - Mar 24, 2023
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The commute tonight was surreal.

Surreal, I tell ya.
10:23 PM - Mar 09, 2023
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My estimable erstwhile canine companion-

The cruel conflict with the marauding Corgis from the post-doc program continues.

Alas, they beat me to the faculty lounge leftovers again.

One of them cheekily texted me a campus photo inquiring if I were missing “Bofa Deez.”

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05:51 PM - Mar 01, 2023
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Dear White Supremacists -

In honor of your National Day of Hatred, I will not be replacing you today.

I wasn’t interested in having sex with your cousin in the back seat of the Chevy on cinderblocks in your front yard anyway.

- leroy
09:43 AM - Feb 25, 2023
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My dog made me wear a tinfoil hat while cooking.

He insisted the leaking microwave was out to get me.

Never suspected the gas stove.

It’s always the quiet ones, isn’t it?

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09:24 AM - Feb 23, 2023
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My dog left me his lecture notes, keys to the faculty lounge, and a detailed schedule when the leftovers were available.

Sadly, I forgot his warning about arriving before the Corgis from the post doc program next door.

He was right.

Those guys are animals.

- leroy
05:46 PM - Feb 15, 2023
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Is it just me or has The NY Times gotten into some dark conversations in Ohio diners lately?

cc: @DougJBalloon
11:19 AM - Feb 13, 2023
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Was it just me or did anyone else notice Marjorie Taylor Greene rocking the Elena Ceausescu look at the State of the Union?
01:33 PM - Feb 11, 2023 (Edited)
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01:28 PM - Feb 05, 2023
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Good morning! My dog left me detailed instructions for the continued curation of his social media accounts.

Unfortunately, I’m not able to refund deposits he may have accepted for time shares in an iconic piece of Brooklyn infrastructure.

- leroy
08:40 AM - Feb 05, 2023 (Edited)
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