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So on Bluey, the characters talk about cats... as pets. So I guess only the dogs are self aware.
05:53 PM - Apr 06, 2024
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Sleep is really one of those fake it till you make it activities.
08:01 AM - Mar 26, 2024
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I'm getting back into regular writing. It would be great if you read it and subscribed to my substack!
01:35 PM - Mar 25, 2024
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Here's a PSA that I didn't think actually needed to be made but it does: if you see a cute kid out in public that you don't know, don't touch them (pat their head, play with their hair, pinch their cheeks)
03:28 PM - Mar 24, 2024
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You used to be able to just find anybody's phone number in this huge book. And we were all fine with it.
07:34 PM - Mar 16, 2024
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Time change tonight, so I guess we are still doing that ridiculous thing.
01:38 PM - Mar 09, 2024
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Why do fast food restaurant menu screens change so quickly? I’m trying to read that thing!
12:44 PM - Nov 16, 2023
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Saw a guy in the grocery store today walking around randomly playing a harmonica. Took everything in me not to follow him around pied piper style.
08:53 PM - Aug 16, 2023
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“Hear my cry, God. Listen to my prayer. From the end of the earth, I will call to you when my heart is overwhelmed. Lead me to the rock that is higher than I. For you have been a refuge for me, a strong tower from the enemy.”
‭‭Psalms‬ ‭61‬:‭1‬-‭3‬ ‭
09:19 AM - Aug 16, 2023
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Having a toddler has made me get excited every time I see construction equipment.
06:34 AM - Aug 16, 2023
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Hey restaurants, don’t target me with ads when you aren’t located in my city! Signed, a hungry boi
02:39 PM - Jul 30, 2023
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If you want to find out if you have food on your floor, get a toddler. They will find it.
05:52 PM - Jul 28, 2023
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So I don’t post a lot about hockey because I don’t follow it like I used to, but Patrice Bergeron retiring is big news. The fact that every single hockey fan says they hate the Bruins but absolutely loved him says something.
05:04 PM - Jul 25, 2023
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More mice have been to space than Canadians.
01:05 PM - May 04, 2023
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May the Second be with you.
11:11 AM - May 02, 2023
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If we are to better the future we must disturb the present - Catherine Boothe
08:15 AM - May 02, 2023
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Thinking of making a reverse click bait website. It will be filled with articles that have sensational news with underwhelming headlines that really undersell the situation.
08:13 AM - Apr 29, 2023
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So apparently a large part of being a parent to a toddler is trying to stop them from destroying everything but slowly failing at it.
06:07 PM - Apr 28, 2023
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11:51 AM - Apr 14, 2023
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I want to be someone whose words encourage and help others, not tear people down. Even if it’s just one person built up or one person torn down.
05:50 PM - Apr 13, 2023
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So I’m 11% normal. Good to know.
04:13 PM - Apr 07, 2023
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How about instead of March madness it’s like March happiness or March everybody just calm down a little.
11:32 AM - Mar 16, 2023
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I’ve become a true Atlantic Canadian. The other day, I referred to people from another province has having “come from away”.
05:11 PM - Mar 09, 2023
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Maybe I’m spending too much time with my 1.5 year old, but Wheels on the Bus still slaps.
07:50 PM - Mar 08, 2023
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I think I’ve learned how to put books back on the shelf faster than my 1.5 year old can take them off.
06:17 PM - Mar 06, 2023
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I think my spoutible might be where I just end up talking about the weather where I live
08:03 AM - Mar 01, 2023
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So rather than having months with different amounts of days, let’s have 13 months with 28 days each and then every year we get a bonus day that we all just do whatever we want.
09:16 AM - Feb 25, 2023
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I think of we all slowed down our pace of life a little, things would still be okay.
01:27 PM - Feb 24, 2023
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More and more I am realizing that with all the outrage I see online, I want to be known for what I am for rather than for what I’m against
07:35 PM - Feb 23, 2023
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Shoutout to the zebra for really holding down that z spot in kids’ alphabet books.
01:05 PM - Feb 21, 2023
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