The many seasons of Chicago.
Not sure who I stole this from at that other place, but lost track of it in the depths of the worst period of Covid.
Not sure who I stole this from at that other place, but lost track of it in the depths of the worst period of Covid.
07:58 PM - Feb 23, 2024
Mrs C and I are watching the Superbowl three feet from each other, texting shit like this to take the edge off this game.
A little long, but worth every bit of it.
A little long, but worth every bit of it.
07:43 PM - Feb 11, 2024
Maybe he’ll make new friends who can level with him about what an unspecial, annoying prick he is.
https://www.npr.org/2024/0...
https://www.npr.org/2024/0...
12:01 AM - Jan 26, 2024
Maybe he’ll make new friends who can level with him about what an unspecial, annoying prick he is.
https://www.npr.org/2024/0...
https://www.npr.org/2024/0...
01:23 PM - Jan 25, 2024
What kind of voodoo has created this all-weekend NFL schedule, with Monday Night Football on Saturday night?
05:14 PM - Jan 06, 2024
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06:08 PM - Dec 23, 2023
2 Threaded Spouts
Lady in Walgreens leaving the line to get a wagon crosses in front of me at the entrance.
“Jesus Christ!” She says, nearly backing into me with her wagon.
“Whoa!” I say, as I avoid collision. “Wrong JC!”
She turns and gives me a puzzled look.
“Those might be my initials, but I’m not him!” I add.
“Jesus Christ!” She says, nearly backing into me with her wagon.
“Whoa!” I say, as I avoid collision. “Wrong JC!”
She turns and gives me a puzzled look.
“Those might be my initials, but I’m not him!” I add.
06:01 PM - Dec 23, 2023
Yes, he thought he’d be president not too many years ago. What an abject failure.
washingtonpost.com
07:55 PM - Dec 21, 2023
What a festering, bloody hemorrhoid the entire state of Texas is.
texastribune.org
Texas woman blocked from getting emergency abortion by court leaves state | The Texas Tribune
The Texas Supreme Court ruled that Kate Cox did not qualify for an abortion under the medical exception to the state’s near-total abortion ban. Just hours prior, Cox’s lawyers said she’d traveled out of state to have the procedure.
09:14 PM - Dec 11, 2023
I see Kevin McCarthy is moving on to the gravy train after the year.
Just like Gingrich. Just like Hastert. Just like Ryan.
Just like Gingrich. Just like Hastert. Just like Ryan.
04:28 PM - Dec 06, 2023
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We just had this asshat in Illinois. Not enough, but it’s a start.
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Social Media Ecosystem @OmarLittleMy Hot Take: Now do the parents of all the white kids who committed school shootings over the last 40 years.
#sme #Virginia #schools #WashingtonPost
https://www.washingtonpost...05:44 PM - Nov 15, 2023
08:03 PM - Nov 15, 2023
Pro tip: Watch for the Republican House to completely screw up the budget deadline.
06:45 AM - Nov 09, 2023
Turns out being a poster child for lying, swindling, entitled pricks of the world doesn’t mean much.
08:46 PM - Nov 02, 2023
Story’s over. Left a note. Took the easy way out.
Don’t.
Fucking.
Care.
All the *other* lives ended – and those left in ruin – are the stories to be told.
I’m so tired of this bullshit.
Don’t.
Fucking.
Care.
All the *other* lives ended – and those left in ruin – are the stories to be told.
I’m so tired of this bullshit.
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Iris Pérez @Iris10:00 PM - Oct 27, 2023
10:26 PM - Oct 27, 2023
I’m all lost in the supermarket.
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Professor Kyle @blackcatproseI'm lost in translation04:15 PM - Oct 27, 2023
04:23 PM - Oct 27, 2023
04:21 PM - Oct 27, 2023
There’s a big difference between someone who fucks with people’s lives for a living, and someone who says “Oh, Gosh!” and smiles, all the while knowing they’re fucking with people’s lives. #johnson
10:59 AM - Oct 25, 2023
So many headlines available with the GOP pulling Johnson up for Speaker.
See? There’s another one!
See? There’s another one!
10:48 AM - Oct 25, 2023
They can’t fix it. They broke it the day the elected McCarthy with only a single member’s vote required for a motion to vacate.
This is a party that has put itself ahead of country. They have for decades. #republicanscantgovern
This is a party that has put itself ahead of country. They have for decades. #republicanscantgovern
08:15 PM - Oct 24, 2023
Emmer is the current nominee. He’s already getting pushback.
Get the tar bucket.
Get the tar bucket.
02:10 PM - Oct 24, 2023
Serious question: What happens to an attorney who pleads guilty to a felony? Even in a plea deal.
11:04 AM - Oct 24, 2023
House Republicans have trotted out nine back benchers to run for Speaker.
Now’s the time to speak up if you’re represented by any of them, or if there’s something that should be amplified.
Lots of people in my district who knew things about Dennis Hastert said nothing.
Now’s the time to speak up if you’re represented by any of them, or if there’s something that should be amplified.
Lots of people in my district who knew things about Dennis Hastert said nothing.
08:26 PM - Oct 22, 2023
I have *so many* headlines for this one single story in today’s news.
11:55 AM - Oct 20, 2023
Jesus Fucking Christ.
What is this mean-spirited dolt even talking about.
What is this mean-spirited dolt even talking about.
11:53 AM - Oct 20, 2023
It’s quite telling:
Jim Jordan has now received fewer votes than McCarthy ever did;
Lost two more votes on the second ballot;
Won’t do the right thing and step out of the picture.
Jim Jordan has now received fewer votes than McCarthy ever did;
Lost two more votes on the second ballot;
Won’t do the right thing and step out of the picture.
02:33 PM - Oct 18, 2023
So what’s the penalty gonna be? Because you know he’ll screw this up.
cnn.com
Donald Trump gag order imposed by judge: Trump 'does not have the right to say and do exactly what he pleases,' Judge Chutkan says | CNN Politics
A federal judge on Monday issued a gag order on former President Donald Trump, limiting what he can say about special counsel Jack Smith’s federal prosecution into his alleged attempt to subvert in the 2020 presidential election.
01:20 PM - Oct 16, 2023
4 Threaded Spouts
I learned our state song, unremarkably titled “Illinois,” when I was seven. Our grade school choir sang it in a pageant for the sesquicentennial.
It sounds sappy, but I thought of it (and had to look up the lyrics again) after reading the terrible news of a little Palestinian boy murdered here.
It sounds sappy, but I thought of it (and had to look up the lyrics again) after reading the terrible news of a little Palestinian boy murdered here.
12:20 AM - Oct 16, 2023
