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I’m trapped. Please send coffee.
11:38 AM - May 06, 2023
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I simply can't get enough of this. I’ve already ordered the T shirt. #DarkBrandon #darkjoe #BidenHarris2024 #letsfuckingjoe
05:18 PM - Apr 25, 2023
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loving my new cut!
08:54 PM - Mar 25, 2023
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Joseph Robinette Biden is the best jobs President in modern history. Period.
10:10 AM - Mar 10, 2023
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Can’t decide if this is a selfie or a photo bomb…

Wait, I got it! It’s a #stealthie…
06:34 PM - Mar 05, 2023 (Edited)
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Me: Literally designs my career so I can wear T-shirts and sneakers on the rare days when I have to look marginally better than an unmade bed

Also me: Why don’t I have anywhere to wear my pretty pretty clothes 🙃
08:23 PM - Mar 04, 2023
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We ordered Puerto Rican food for lunch (Sol Food — IYKYK) and I hid my ponche at the back of the fridge so I can make a margarita with it later this evening. 🍸 And how’s your Friday shaping up?
07:36 PM - Mar 03, 2023
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White people not deciding they're honorary Wakandans challenge… 😬
04:16 PM - Mar 02, 2023
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When Jennifer Coolidge covers W Magazine, JENNIFER COOLIDGE COVERS W MAGAZINE. 🔥🚀🤖👽🛸
06:01 PM - Mar 01, 2023
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74 years old? Where?
12:44 AM - Feb 27, 2023
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Lord have mercy. Zendaya practically comes with her own sunset. 🌅
11:06 PM - Feb 26, 2023
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11:15 AM - Feb 26, 2023
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Lunch today is Trader Joe’s chimichurri rice tossed with leftover Puerto Rican (pink beans and garlic-oregano chicken thigh) and finished with a drizzle of peri-peri sauce.

It’s a hot intercontinental mess and I don’t know what to call it, but damn, it’s good.
05:18 PM - Feb 25, 2023 (Edited)
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In January, I ordered a hoodie from the small company that makes President Zelenskyy’s sweatshirt.

It arrived today and… I love it so much! You can tell it’s made by hand and with love. And as an American of Ukrainian heritage, I like knowing I’m supporting Ukrainian workers.

#SlavaUkraïni
08:27 PM - Feb 23, 2023
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President Biden gave a speech for the ages in Warsaw yesterday.

Today, I cooked lunch *and* dinner.

No big deal. Just two kings at the top of our games.
👑👑
10:42 PM - Feb 22, 2023
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“Oscars Red Carpet” is the theme for 11’s middle-school dance? Seriously?
05:07 PM - Feb 22, 2023
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So let me get this straight:

Russia got word of President Biden’s visit to Kyiv and sent a jet to trigger an air raid siren to scare him…

…and only succeeded in making him look like a bigger badass.

Dark Brandon stays undefeated.
09:04 PM - Feb 20, 2023
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Me: I’m going to get back in shape

Also me: Oooo, Griffo Distillery is hosting an Asian fried chicken tasting this Friday
01:30 PM - Feb 20, 2023
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Just blessing the timeline today
10:25 AM - Feb 20, 2023
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Happy Presidents Day! 🇺🇦🇺🇸
09:37 AM - Feb 20, 2023
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Took 11 tide pooling today (there have been unusual negative tides on the Sonoma Coast the past few days) and now I need someone to bring me tea and cookies because I’m too wiped to get up from this sofa, and also there’s a cat on me. 😴🐱
11:08 PM - Feb 19, 2023
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Is 4pm too early to go to bed? Asking for a friend
06:29 PM - Feb 17, 2023
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Our meal kit came tonight: sloppy joes. Not too exciting, right?

So I added oregano and sazon to the beef to give it picadillo vibe, and garnished with bacon, caramelized onions, and pickled jalapeños. And we ordered lobster 🦞 mac & cheese to go with them.

We’ll be ordering them again.
09:22 PM - Feb 15, 2023
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#MadamVPHarris and our #SecondGentleman are a gorgeous couple!
11:43 PM - Feb 11, 2023
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11: I’m not dramatic

Also 11, when asked to help put laundry away:
11:22 PM - Feb 11, 2023
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The beauty of Burt Bacharach wasn’t that he created a musical and lyrical world that was gentler, brighter, and more romantic and elegant than the real one.

It’s that his music made the real world gentler, brighter, and more romantic and elegant.

RIP to an absolute legend.
08:07 PM - Feb 09, 2023
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Welcome new Spouters! #HappyBreachDay #SecondWave
07:54 PM - Feb 09, 2023
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Tomorrow’s going to be wild y’all. I don’t know about you but I’ll be blocking MAGAts, #Sussex haters, people who disrespect #MadamVP , and other trolls on sight…
09:50 PM - Feb 08, 2023
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This is pure evil but it made me laugh 😂
10:56 AM - Feb 08, 2023
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There may actually be no one better at this than Joe Biden.
10:27 PM - Feb 07, 2023
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