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The Dome Lit Up
01:25 AM - Aug 09, 2023
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As I near my 5th anniversary living in LA, I can tell you that you will see this billboard way more than the Angelyne ones and have a Velvet Underground song about a junkie stuck in your head the rest of the day.
12:48 PM - Aug 06, 2023
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America's Mayor
12:21 AM - Aug 03, 2023
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The Werewolves Are Coming Out Tonight
01:46 AM - Aug 02, 2023
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Cinematographer Robert Yeoman (who has shot every Wes Anderson film) introduces a packed 35mm screening of William Friedkin’s TO LIVE & DIE IN LA.

This was my first time seeing it in a theater. This was one of Yeoman’s first jobs doing second unit photography and taking over from DP Robby Müller.
01:17 AM - Aug 02, 2023
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Pretty sure WGA & SAG can tell you exactly what they’re biting.
10:19 PM - Aug 01, 2023
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“We’re all trying to find the guy who did this!”
09:17 PM - Aug 01, 2023
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Spoutible's current traffic. I call it the Trump indictment effect.
06:17 PM - Aug 01, 2023
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After this famous scene was filmed for BORAT 2, Maria Bakalova was nominated for an Oscar for Best Supporting Actress.

The guy on the bed, once the mayor of NYC and called "America's Mayor", was later referred to as "Co-Conspirator #1 " in a federal indictment to overturn a presidential election.
06:24 PM - Aug 01, 2023
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THIRD ROUND OF INDICTMENTS
05:56 PM - Aug 01, 2023
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The Vista inches closer to reopening.
01:16 AM - Jul 31, 2023
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I asked ChatGPT if I killed its wife whether it would kill my father so we could swap murders. You know, criss-cross.

Here are the results:
07:52 PM - Jul 30, 2023
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“How BARBIE Is Trying To Poison Men’s Precious Bodily Fluids”

A 137 minute YouTube video essay by Brigadier General Jack D. Ripper
10:29 AM - Jul 30, 2023
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I asked AI to take the line from SUCCESSION where Logan Roy says ‘That’s about as choreographed as a dog getting fucked on roller skates” and make a video where a dog gets fucked on roller skates but directed by Wes Anderson. Here are the results:
02:48 AM - Jul 30, 2023
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Everything wrong with our culture can be summed up by the fact they made 10 SAW movies over the span of two decades.
08:48 PM - Jul 29, 2023
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Mexicans having each others’ backs on cross-promotion.
11:40 AM - Jul 27, 2023
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A new Peanuts climate change special called THE EARTH IS DYING, CHARLIE BROWN
10:15 AM - Jul 27, 2023
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When Richard Brody and I are completely in sync on a movie, he channels and articulates my thoughts better than I can.
05:59 PM - Jul 26, 2023
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02:08 PM - Jul 26, 2023
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Missed opportunity for Christopher Nolan to do a Whoppenheimer cross-promotion with Burger King.
11:47 PM - Jul 25, 2023
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People staying on Twitter voluntarily even while the Nazis take over because they still crave the bigger audience for takes no one else wants to hear:
11:28 PM - Jul 25, 2023
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The idiot named his site after a letter and there are still people going, “Maybe it’ll get better.”
09:47 PM - Jul 24, 2023
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We need 25 more social media sites for the other letters in the alphabet.
02:55 PM - Jul 24, 2023
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Thinking about the new Twitter/X logo…
01:29 PM - Jul 24, 2023
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Fast realizing that Elon Musk is Bialystock & Bloom genuinely thinking “Springtime for Hitler” would be a hit.
12:01 PM - Jul 24, 2023
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Twitter is now known as…
11:49 AM - Jul 24, 2023
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Every time I’ve peeked at Twitter since bailing two years ago, it’s like soldiers who got abandoned on an island after a war and don’t know it’s over. Except it’s a bunch of people unleashing takes about politics and culture that are getting more ignored by the outside world and deservedly so.
12:34 AM - Jul 24, 2023
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Do not trust the site that introduced Vulgar Auteurism with your banking needs.
10:24 PM - Jul 23, 2023
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A pornographic social media site where everyone post nudes with their hot takes called TwiXXX.
09:46 PM - Jul 23, 2023
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