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Flu *and* COVID vaccinations yesterday. Arm didn't hurt at all yesterday but holy fuck does it hurt now. And I'm definitely feeling a bit punk.

Better a day of mild blah than the alternative though.
12:01 PM - Sep 26, 2023
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I guess it could be worse. I could be a Broncos fan.
05:35 PM - Sep 24, 2023
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I just saw a Doug Burgum ad on Monday Night Football. I shudder to think how much money he just threw down the drain with that.
10:43 PM - Sep 18, 2023
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As advertising slogans go, "Kick pain in the Aspercreme" is pretty good.
03:29 AM - Sep 17, 2023
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Being a grownup is frequently just things like ordering new water filters for your refrigerator.

Highly overrated.
02:50 AM - Sep 17, 2023
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"Do you believe now?!"

In what, Colorado? Who struggled and needed 2 overtimes and a LOT of help from some pretty overmatched zebras to beat a Colorado State team they were favored to beat by 23?

No. No, I do not. C'mon now. Get real.
02:26 AM - Sep 17, 2023
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The term "sportsball" is just the most ridiculously snooty faux-superior bullshit. How about we just get rid of it and go back to calling it "sports" like we did before people decided it was part of their brand to shit all over something they didn't like?
10:37 PM - Sep 14, 2023
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Why the hell are people still willingly going on cruise ships? What, was Poop Cruise not enough, now you wanna go hunting for COVID, too?

https://www.seattletimes.c...
02:43 PM - Sep 14, 2023
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And that's it for me. I've turned it off.

Great fucking start, Seahawks. Absolute trash.
06:50 PM - Sep 10, 2023
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I hate - HATE - being a Seahawks fan. This team is frustrating, exhausting, draining, ALWAYS. No matter who they're playing, how good or bad they are, this team finds ways to make these games into joyless slogs.

Sick of it.
06:16 PM - Sep 10, 2023
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You know what we need? Penalty flags for TV advertisements. Get a flag, you go X breaks without being on-air. That Burger King commercial gets a flag for tone-deafness, 5 breaks without being shown. That Lowes spot with McCaffrey: 15 breaks for awful football puns.

Let's make this happen.
05:21 PM - Sep 10, 2023
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The Washington Huskies' offense is *ludicrous*. Best WRs in the country, top-2 quarterback, best offensive coordinator.

This team is going to be a *problem*.
05:37 PM - Sep 09, 2023
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Burning Man really gonna turn into Lord of the Flies, huh?
08:07 PM - Sep 02, 2023
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Lots of rumbles and booms off to the north here in the Cascades. We rarely ever get thunder and lightning up here, so I'm loving every second of it.
08:21 PM - Aug 29, 2023
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Yep. That's us, all right.
04:39 PM - Aug 29, 2023
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Candy corn is nothing more than little vile nuggets of hate, violently flavored with Satan's ear wax.
06:39 PM - Aug 28, 2023
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All alone in first place, baby! #seausrise #FuckTheWildCard
06:31 PM - Aug 27, 2023
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The Seattle Mariners are in first place. Fuck yeah.

That is all.
01:25 AM - Aug 26, 2023
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Julio Rodriguez is as hot as it is possible to be in baseball right now. 17 hits in his last 21 at-bats with 6 stolen bases and a homer or two tossed in for good measure.
09:34 PM - Aug 19, 2023
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Well, now. I've lost enough weight that one of my favorite shirts - my gray retro NASA shirt - fits again.

That's a good feeling.
09:33 PM - Aug 19, 2023
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Here's a favorite for y'all - the last American supergroup, the Traveling Wilburys.

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03:05 AM - Aug 19, 2023
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You know what I think? I think anyone and everyone still over on the bird app should band together and *encourage* Musk to remove the Block feature.

Nothing will kill that shithole faster than getting yeeted off every major app store in the world.
11:20 PM - Aug 18, 2023
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Over the top is the "correct" way. But if you have a cat, there is no right way, and any way you hang the toilet paper will lead to you returning home to find the cat blissfully snoozing in a massive nest of pulled-out, tangled and shredded toilet paper on the bathroom floor.
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Help me out Spoutible. My partner and I cannot agree on this!

What's the right way to hang toilet paper; does the end belong over the top or underneath?

#SpoutingNonsense
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Over the top

Underneath

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If I were to say, clearly, what might happen if Elon Musk and I ever found ourselves in the same 10' x 10' square of pavement... I'd be banned.

God, fuck that little cretin with one of his own self-destructing rockets.
01:49 AM - Aug 18, 2023
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Dropped wife off at the airport. She’s headed for Tulsa until month’s end. I’ll be rattling ‘round the homestead until then, and my anxiety is already off to a flying start.

Good times. 😬
09:09 AM - Jul 19, 2023
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Free Guy remains, for my money, one of the five most purely entertaining and heartfelt movies of the last 10 years.
12:42 AM - Jul 19, 2023
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For the moment, I recommend everyone installing the iOS app turn notifications off, because you’ll get dinged every time a spout* gets any interaction.

I’m sure future versions will have more granular notifications.

*thanks, Siri. I totally meant to say "spit" 🙄
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Posting via the iOS Sputible app?

Yes. Yes, I am.
11:24 PM - Jul 17, 2023
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You know what I really, really don't miss from the 🐦 place? Do Something!! Twitter.

Life is immeasurably better without that transparent psyop clogging up my timeline.
02:13 PM - Jul 08, 2023
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Super excited for the next few days - I've got All-Star Weekend tickets, which means Saturday, Monday, and Tuesday I'm going to be in baseball heaven.

PRO TIP: If you watch the Home Run Derby, you WILL see me on TV. Where I'm sitting (LF bleachers above the Cantina), they can't possibly miss me.
09:52 PM - Jul 07, 2023
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