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Dad joke #15

Q: What do astronauts prefer in their sandwiches?
A: Launch meat
10:42 AM - Mar 20, 2023
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Dad joke #14

Q: What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?
A: Attire
11:27 AM - Mar 13, 2023
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Dad joke #13

Q: Which days are the strongest?
A: Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays
10:29 AM - Mar 10, 2023
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Dad joke #12

Q:What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?
A: Bison
05:19 PM - Mar 09, 2023
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Dad joke #11

Q: When does a joke become a dad joke?
A: When it becomes apparent.
10:26 AM - Mar 08, 2023
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Dad joke #10

Q: What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhinoceros?
A: Hell if I know!
01:11 PM - Mar 03, 2023
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Dad joke #9

Q: Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
A: Because a toothbrush works better
10:11 AM - Mar 02, 2023
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Dad joke #8

Q: What happens when frogs park illegally?
A: They get toad
10:39 AM - Mar 01, 2023
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Dad joke #7

Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missile toe
12:13 PM - Feb 28, 2023
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Dad Joke #6

Q:What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
A: A barberqueue.
04:03 PM - Feb 27, 2023
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Dad joke #5

Q: What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
A: 1forrest1.
12:47 PM - Feb 25, 2023
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Dad joke #4

Q: Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France?
A: They were cooked in Greece.
11:57 AM - Feb 24, 2023
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Dad joke #3

Q:Where do pirates get their hooks?
A: Second hand stores
12:53 PM - Feb 23, 2023
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Dad joke #2
Q:What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
A: Philippe Flop.
12:23 PM - Feb 20, 2023
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Dad joke #1
Q: What do nuclear physicists do for relaxation?
A: They go fission.
10:30 AM - Feb 20, 2023
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