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you're a kid now you're a squid now you're a kid you're a squid you're a kid you're a squid you're a kid now
01:02 AM - May 16, 2024
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pinterest fav musician meme culture will never stop being funny to me. the caption will be something like "my landlord after i pour 2,000 crabs down the toilet" & it's just a picture of neil cicierega crossdressing
03:10 PM - May 14, 2024
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just realized i have never chewed 5 gum. i do not, in fact, know how it feels to chew 5 gum.
12:26 AM - May 12, 2024
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i think they should invent new, arbitrary emotions. an emotion called Douriness that is characterized & recognized by subconsciously puffing up your cheeks & your eyebrow hairs raising. an emotion called Tibinger that is characterized by a sudden desire to tickle people's ears
11:57 AM - May 10, 2024
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tge best part about water is that you can go shkrsgkrhskrhskrgsjrhjgjr & it stays yhe same
11:00 AM - May 10, 2024
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have you guys ever noticed how much chickens look like cashews
03:13 PM - May 09, 2024
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Cojum Dip is good
01:01 AM - May 09, 2024
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is piss h2o??
09:29 AM - May 06, 2024
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accidentally cut a huge slit on the roof of my mouth with a chupa chups & now it's three-toned
12:34 PM - May 03, 2024
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i love this website because it's the internet equivalent of speaking to a brick wall in a small town in the midwest except every now & then a random bypasser who's two decades older than i am catches a snippet of what i'm saying & goes "you can say that again"
07:50 AM - May 03, 2024
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my internal dialogue has been replaced by the beatles again
01:17 AM - May 03, 2024
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do you think if we released a bunch of water vapor into the air at one we can force the water cycle & force it to rain sooner
12:47 PM - May 02, 2024
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were certain instrumentals for time to melt repeated or did al jourgensen have to sit there playing the same guitar bit for half an hour
11:50 AM - Apr 27, 2024
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NOOOOOOO MY CHUPA CHUPS BROKE
11:55 PM - Apr 26, 2024
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imagine being jack met's therapist bruh😭😭 like bruh i gotta be careful bc this mf is gonna write 7 songs about me
12:44 PM - Apr 19, 2024
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tattercat the type of fella to make a reference to three different impossibly obscure bits of media then laugh because he sees what he did there
01:22 PM - Apr 17, 2024
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08:56 PM - Apr 16, 2024
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human pattern recognition is crazy. i saw these random scribbles on a whiteboard in a classroom & thought "haha john lennon"
12:39 PM - Apr 16, 2024
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in The tally club straight up halling it. & by good & Evile, well, lets justr. say. just a f friend tally Hall. Thally Hall Marvin marvelous mechanical m . .m Yellow tie this suave fellow wirtes
01:45 PM - Apr 09, 2024
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why do they package chupa chups like they're gonna send them to the moon
12:27 PM - Apr 04, 2024
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why do i have 4 followers who are you people
03:45 PM - Feb 07, 2024
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