I like my pumpkin spice like I like my men: not in everything.
03:10 PM - Sep 01, 2023
It's wild that the weather most days is now "unseasonably" something or other.
It's time to reevaluate what's seasonal now.
It's time to reevaluate what's seasonal now.
07:10 AM - Oct 14, 2023
If I were buying a ring for a marriage proposal without being 100% sure the answer is going to be "yes," I'd buy a much cheaper version of the ring and then exchange it if the answer is "yes."
JK. I wouldn't pop the question if I wasn't 100% sure.
JK. I wouldn't pop the question if I wasn't 100% sure.
07:09 AM - Oct 14, 2023
Nothing like the gentle knock on the door from a child to kill the mood.
Now I don't know when I'll feel like finishing that puzzle.
Now I don't know when I'll feel like finishing that puzzle.
02:18 PM - Oct 10, 2023
It's weird how for some it's no big deal when a job pays $15/hr with no benefits and requires a Bachelor's degree, a vaild driver's license, weekends, nights, and the ability to lift 50lbs (22 kg). But when that job requires a Covid-19 vaccination, *that's* over the line.
02:13 PM - Sep 11, 2023
The facts are always seated on the other side of the hence.
01:15 PM - Sep 08, 2023
Be careful when you say people should abstain from sex when they're fertile.
This would mean fertile men would have to abstain from sex 100% of the time.
This would mean fertile men would have to abstain from sex 100% of the time.
11:29 PM - Sep 07, 2023
I like my pumpkin spice like I like my men: not in everything.
03:10 PM - Sep 01, 2023
Finally, it's that time of year when I can break out my sweaters and look at them longingly because it's still 94 degrees outside.
03:06 PM - Sep 01, 2023
The only thing that should bother you about Mitch McConnell is that US laws regulating healthcare for the elderly are lax to non-existent which in no small part is because of Mitch McConnell.
06:58 PM - Aug 30, 2023
Just because someone isn't listening doesn't mean someone else isn't speaking up.
02:55 PM - Aug 28, 2023
Laughing baby - YouTube
This is the original video of the laughing baby and I am the creator of it.
09:32 PM - Aug 27, 2023
Old people are cute when they complain about kids having so many gadgets these days, as if in 1970 we would've scoffed at playing a game on a hand-held device and said, "No thank you. I have a lawn dart."
04:23 PM - Aug 27, 2023
The word "prevention" in "pregnancy prevention" refers to preventing sperm from getting in a woman.
Men are responsible for preventing their sperm from getting in women.
Men who don't prevent their sperm from getting in a woman can cry to their mamas when the women they were with get abortions.
Men are responsible for preventing their sperm from getting in women.
Men who don't prevent their sperm from getting in a woman can cry to their mamas when the women they were with get abortions.
07:39 AM - Aug 27, 2023
The word "unprotected" in "unprotected sex" refers to sperm, which is fully in the control of the man who puts his sperm in a woman during sex.
Men who don't protect women from their sperm can cry to their mamas when the women they impregnated get abortions.
Men who don't protect women from their sperm can cry to their mamas when the women they impregnated get abortions.
07:38 AM - Aug 27, 2023
Show me a "pro-life" social media user who thinks abortion is "killing a child" and who is okay with abortion in cases of rape and I'll show you a "pro-life" social media user who thinks it's okay to "kill a child" as long as they get to decide which "child" is "killed."
06:53 PM - Aug 23, 2023
Show me a Twitter user who thinks abortion is "murder" and I'll show you a Twitter user who has never replied to men to control where they put their sperm with condoms and vasectomies to prevent unwanted pregnancies that end in abortion.
06:52 PM - Aug 23, 2023
Dear Young People,
You're not a fraud and no one will "find you out." If you stress over not knowing what you're doing, welcome to the club.
You're not a fraud and no one will "find you out." If you stress over not knowing what you're doing, welcome to the club.
03:25 PM - Aug 22, 2023
Sometimes I look back on photos of myself and wonder, "What happened to that shirt?"
03:23 PM - Aug 22, 2023
After the raid on the Marion newspaper, video of the raid is released.
Joan died following the raid. Her son, Eric, blamed the stress of the raid for his mother’s death.
https://www.ksn.com/news/l...
Joan died following the raid. Her son, Eric, blamed the stress of the raid for his mother’s death.
https://www.ksn.com/news/l...
02:47 AM - Aug 22, 2023
It's weird when someone who is out in the open says their First Amendment rights have been violated.
They said what they said and are still walking around free.
That's the extent of the coverage.
They said what they said and are still walking around free.
That's the extent of the coverage.
04:04 PM - Aug 20, 2023
One-upping is the verbal equivalent of stepping on the back of someone's shoe.
04:04 PM - Aug 20, 2023
He had trouble getting the soundproofing material to his house at the top of the mountain. It was an uphill baffle.
I say this, and many other things, with im-pun-ity.
I say this, and many other things, with im-pun-ity.
02:43 PM - Aug 19, 2023
/s
If I don't know whether you're male or female, I won't know how to behave. I might pay you too much or withhold privilege. I might harass the wrong person or pass a law restricting penises. If we don't know who's who, we'll have to treat everyone with the *same* respect. Ugh!
If I don't know whether you're male or female, I won't know how to behave. I might pay you too much or withhold privilege. I might harass the wrong person or pass a law restricting penises. If we don't know who's who, we'll have to treat everyone with the *same* respect. Ugh!
06:13 PM - Aug 17, 2023
As an atheist, I would love nothing more than to see Jesus come back and tear up the marketplace on an epic scale.
05:55 PM - Aug 17, 2023
My landlord sends out a maintenance guy every few months to replace the central air filter (read: make sure residents don't have meth labs), so I clean my apartment the night before because this is how I've learned to achieve inner peace and my optimum level of success.
05:20 PM - Aug 17, 2023
I have to be mindful about what's on my TV when I play a game on my phone because the last thing that was on TV will play in my head the next time I pull up that game.
05:45 PM - Aug 16, 2023
People who don't understand how two chemicals can combine to make an entirely new chemical with very different characteristics and applications must soil themselves every time someone mixes sky blue and sun yellow to create tree green. Sorcery!
02:47 PM - Aug 16, 2023
If you're struggling to evict someone from your head, take action.
Mail them a postcard that says "I know what you did."
Now someone is living rent-free in their head, but they have no idea who.
Mail them a postcard that says "I know what you did."
Now someone is living rent-free in their head, but they have no idea who.
05:57 AM - Aug 16, 2023
All workers who need to cry should do so on the spot.
Just let it all out right then, right there.
No more going to your car, no hiding in storage closets, and no holing up in the bathroom. Make all these mf'ers deal with what they've done to you, all of you, every single day.
Just let it all out right then, right there.
No more going to your car, no hiding in storage closets, and no holing up in the bathroom. Make all these mf'ers deal with what they've done to you, all of you, every single day.
05:57 AM - Aug 16, 2023
