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When I saw "Kissinger" was trending on 🐦, I thought of this old joke.

A man stopped at a newstand every day & bought a paper. He'd look at it, grimace in disgust, put it back on the rack, and walk away.

After several weeks, the newstand operator finally asked him, "Sir, why do you put (con't)
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the paper back after you buy it?"

The man answered, "I'm looking for an obituary, but it's never there."

"But, sir, obituaries aren't on the front page!"

"Oh," the man responded, "the one I'm looking for will be!"
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