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A man at work calls home, and his 8-year-old daughter picks up the phone: Hi honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?"

No, daddy, she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." The little girl quipped

"After a brief pause, daddy says, "But honey, you haven’t got an uncle Paul!"
10:17 AM - Aug 03, 2023
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Ola
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"Oh yes, I do, and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now."

Brief pause, Uh, okay, then, this is what I want you to do: put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door, and shout to mommy that daddy’s car has just arrived at the gate."

Ok, daddy, just a minute..”
10:17 AM - Aug 03, 2023
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Ola
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A while later, the little girl comes back to the phone and says, "Done it, daddy."

"What happened, honey?"

"Well, mommy got scared and jumped out of the bed, ran around the room screaming, tripped over, & knocked her head on the staircase; now she is not moving at all."

"What about Uncle Paul?"
10:19 AM - Aug 03, 2023
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Ola
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He jumped out the window into the swimming pool, but I guess he didn’t know you emptied the water last week. He hit the bottom, and I think he’s dead."

After a really long pause this time, Daddy says, "Swimming pool, but we don't have a swimming pool!
10:21 AM - Aug 03, 2023
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Ola
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Is this 486-5731?"

"No, this is 486-5713."

Sorry, wrong number...!"🤣
10:22 AM - Aug 03, 2023
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Vuyelwa Ncube
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In response to Ola.
Kikiki
10:45 AM - Aug 03, 2023
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