Minnie the Pooh
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I am a huge fan of Jack Handey (who isn't??). But sadly, I have no deep thoughts. Thus, I'd like to share my #ShallowThoughts . Right now, I have only one, but we all need to start somewhere, right?

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04:41 PM - Sep 07, 2023
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Josef Konrad
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In response to Minnie the Pooh.
Handey was who I was trying to channel (weakly) with this spout from way back when:
https://spoutible.com/thre...
04:43 PM - Sep 08, 2023
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Minnie the Pooh
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Oh I remember this one. I was impressed with this squirrel. I feel like if I'm gonna do Handey, I need to incorporate Uncle Caveman somehow.
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04:53 PM - Sep 08, 2023
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Josef Konrad
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In response to Minnie the Pooh.
My favorites of his are:

"I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away."

"Clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad."
05:02 PM - Sep 08, 2023
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Minnie the Pooh
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In response to Josef Konrad.
😂 Oh I love the second one. I'm insane, as you know. I pretend that I keep some of my babies in my tummy for their protection, and one of them is Clowney (whom I used to have as a child). My bear and I believe he's actually Pennywise. He's quite sweet really.
05:11 PM - Sep 08, 2023
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