John Bolton's Mustache™️☑️
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True story. This has nothing to do w/ Thanksgiving or wild turkeys.

On the morning my kids & I were headed to FL for my grandmother's funeral, a vulture was standing in my driveway. Just staring, as if it was saying "you're next".

Sorry for the morbid visual. I'm going to bed now, lol.
Jeanne Gustafson @JeanneGustafson
True story. Once, my two-year-old kept saying "turkey" at Thanksgiving dinner. I said, yes, that's turkey. But then I realized he was pointing out a flock of wild turkeys just outside our window, watching us eat Thanksgiving dinner...
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Ron
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In response to John Bolton's Mustache™️☑️.
True story: I called the local wildlife museum (https://en.m.wikipedia.org... and told them I had 18 turkey vultures hanging out in my backyard and should I be concerned.

Their response:

“Only if you’ve been dead a few days.”
12:41 AM - Sep 09, 2023
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Jeanne Gustafson
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In response to John Bolton's Mustache™️☑️.
Watch your six, my friend.
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John Bolton's Mustache™️☑️
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In response to Jeanne Gustafson.
This was 20 years ago. I think I'm okay...for now. 😉
12:15 AM - Sep 09, 2023
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