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I once dated a girl with a twin, and people always asked me how I could tell them apart. It was simple, Alison painted her nails red, and Bob had a beard.
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After that 'Covid thing' these past few years, my 'going out' clothes have missed me so much. I put them on and they hugged me so tightly, I could barely breathe.
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A Genie granted me one wish, so I said "I just want to be happy". So now I'm living in a little cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine.
😮‍💨 'whistle while you work.......' 😮‍💨
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I took my 8 year old daughter to the office on 'take your kid to work day'. But when we walked into the office she started to cry. As concerned staff gathered around I asked her what was wrong and she said: "Daddy, where are all the clowns you said you worked with?”
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Pro Tip #22 : Ring your own doorbell on your way to bed. This will clear the dogs off the bed.
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