April Sparkles
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I can’t skate! 🤫
Probably going to be shown the border…

*I mean I can kind of glide from one side to the other of a rink, or on a frozen lake, but I can’t stop.
Mark Kubert, DC @MarkKubert
Written on our one dollar bill:

If you don’t skate for something, you’ll fall for anything.
10:03 AM - Oct 29, 2023
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M Nope
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In response to April Sparkles.
Regarding stopping in a rink. I always thought that was the purpose of the walls. Crappy ankles so just moving at all on ice is something I no longer attempt.
11:51 AM - Oct 29, 2023
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Janet aka April
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In response to April Sparkles.
I loved to skate when I was younger. A few years ago my family was visiting and we decided to go to the indoor rink. I managed to get around the rink but I was pretty unsteady. My grandson zipped in front of me and down I went. I heard the bone crack in my wrist. So I am now in the can't skate club.
11:22 AM - Oct 29, 2023 (Edited)
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April Sparkles
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In response to Janet aka April.
Oh no! 😳
I haven’t attempted for years for that very reason. I used to manage but was never comfortable of skates. Mr. Sparkles is a hockey player who is very at home on the ice.
I think I’m more at home in the water than on the water.
11:26 AM - Oct 29, 2023
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Mark Kubert, DC
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In response to April Sparkles.
But do you drive a truck, and have a moustache? That might make up for it.
10:07 AM - Oct 29, 2023
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