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The thought process: “I loved advent calendars as a kid. I’ve seen ones with, like olive oil and spices, but that’s boring. I wonder if they make ones with little gadgets and toys, but for grown-ups instead of kids?”

What my dumb ass googled: “advent calendar with adult toys”
11:25 PM - Oct 21, 2023
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Anyway, I ended up with a Lego Star Wars advent calendar. But boy howdy, if you’re looking for a holiday-themed way to acquire between 12 and 24 sex toys, there are lots of options.
11:30 PM - Oct 21, 2023
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I’ve gotten the Star Wars one before. It’s awesome.
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05:36 PM - Oct 31, 2023
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This year’s had emperor palpatine in a Christmas sweater, and I’m only human 😂
05:42 PM - Oct 31, 2023
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What??!! That’s awesome. And you peeked??!!!!
06:12 PM - Oct 31, 2023
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