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I've had a stick up my arse lately and I'm turning into a cranky old cunt. I'm starting on-call rotations this week, which I fucking despise and haven't done in about 20 years.
12:41 PM - Dec 10, 2023
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Dwayne Tuck
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I'm not into the whole Christmas thing. Being an introvert with the accompanying social anxiety, I'd rather move to Rapa until this shit is done.
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Dwayne Tuck
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My aunt is visiting. She's sweet but always leaves the used pod in the coffee maker and puts forks in the dishwasher with the tines facing down.
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My dad passed away in October. He was 82. We were never close like some families are but I miss him. I never cried. I'm not sad. It's just weird.
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Dwayne Tuck
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I haven't had a good night's sleep in fucking months. Between the dog waking me anywhere between 4 and 6 am and my spouse's snoring, I might as well forego sleep for the foreseeable future.
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Dwayne Tuck
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It's winter. Not a fan.
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Dwayne Tuck
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I broke the zipper on my favorite camo hoodie.
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Dwayne Tuck
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Paid $16 for a car wash today. Got home and noticed my car was still filthy. Emailed Exxon Mobil to bitch about it.
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Dwayne Tuck
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I'm cooking pork chops with veggies and gravy for supper. We're out of fucking carrots. Goddamn it!
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Dwayne Tuck
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I have a headache. Likely not drinking enough water.
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Dwayne Tuck
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This concludes my Ted Talk. Thank you all for attending.
12:42 PM - Dec 10, 2023
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Dwayne Tuck
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p.s. You are all lovely human beans. ❤️
12:43 PM - Dec 10, 2023
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April Sparkles
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I enjoyed your Ted talk. 😂💛
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