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A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says ,
“I hate to ruin your day , but I have to tell you that your Mother and I are divorcing ;
Forty-five years of misery is enough ..
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'Dad , what are you talking about ...?'
the Son screams ...
“'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer , ” the father says ...
“We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this , so you call your Sister in Leeds and tell her ..
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Franticly , the son calls his sister ,who EXPLODES on the phone ..
“Like H*ll they're getting divorced ...!” she shouts , “I'LL take Care of this ..!”
She calls Scotland immediately , and screams at her father ,
“You are NOT getting divorced ..
Don't do a single thing until I get there .
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I'm calling my Brother back , and we'll BOTH be there Tomorrow ..
Until then , DON'T do a thing , DO YOU HEAR ME .. ?”
and hangs up ...
The old Scottish Dad hangs up his phone , and turns to his wife ..
"SORTED ...!
They're coming for Christmas ,
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AND they're Paying their own way ...."
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