Heather Hughson
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Spotted a swan this morning. Thank goodness my environmentalist warrior neighbour didn't spot it too, or he'd have been firing off his anti bird canon.
10:46 AM - Mar 30, 2024
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Dr. Strangelove
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In response to Heather Hughson.
Your neighbor has a body of anti-bird literature that's considered fundamental or authoritative? Please, share!
10:36 PM - Mar 31, 2024
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Heather Hughson
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That would be more appropriate than an actual literal cannon that he'll fire to scare off any birds that dare to land on the lake.
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12:57 AM - Apr 01, 2024
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Dr. Strangelove
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In response to Heather Hughson.
Artillerymen do tend to go a bit strange once they get out of the military. OTOH, maybe he's defending his home from foreign migrants invading from the southern border? 😉
07:23 AM - Apr 01, 2024
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Heather Hughson
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In response to Dr. Strangelove.
He's an environmentalist, you see, so he likes to go canoeing on the lake, but he doesn't like to encounter signs of the wilderness he gets himself into the newspaper for fighting to preserve. He's convinced he's saving everyone from a thick layer of bird poop on their lawns and all across the lake.
08:00 AM - Apr 01, 2024
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