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The recessional?

Amazing Grace. To the Gilligan's Island tune.

You can't make this up. They leaned ALL the way in on this ridiculousness, and I am mad at myself that I didn't cobble a costume together from Ren Faire garb.

Then there was this:
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My church does this thing called Holy Humor Sunday. This year it's pirate theme.

Communion was just referred to as hardtack and grog. I'm ☠️. 🤣
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Other gems:

(part of the Lord's prayer)

Fergive us arr sins as we fergive those scurvy dogs who
sneak up behind us. And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
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(Creed)
Far us and far arr salvation
he opened the hatch o’ heav’n
and dropped into the hold
by the pow’r o’ the Holy Ghost
he became incarnate from the Virgin Mary,
and was made a swabbie.
Fer arr sake he was keel-hauled by that the scurvy dog,
Pontius Pilate;
and was sent t’ Davy Jones’ locker.
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I don't think my church will be being taken up in the Rapture tomorrow 🤣🦜
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