(laura) elsen
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luckily he has way less complicated things to do here, like single-handedly craft a plan to decieve the entire russian navy and flawlessly steer the world's largest nuclear submarine in combat conditions despite zero training.
(laura) elsen @eilsen_baddie
finding a skiing barbie for his daughter for chistmas though, woof.

the other characters let him know just how ridiculous this basic attempt at parenting is so you don't have to. we all know you can't hold the tape measure if you've already got your dick in one hand and a doll in the other.
12:47 PM - Apr 18, 2024
12:50 PM - Apr 18, 2024 (Edited)
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