Demosthenes
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Holy shit, is this not the saddest, cringiest happy birthday you've ever seen? Dude better take a page out of the Kobe playbook and bring home the biggest diamond ring he can find.
12:12 PM - Apr 26, 2024
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Orlando Fuentes
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In response to Demosthenes.
It would be a fake Glass diamond with gold sprayed ring.
01:45 PM - Apr 26, 2024
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Demosthenes
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In response to Orlando Fuentes.
To be sure, he has a lot of great fake jewelers. People tell him all the time they’re the best!
06:47 PM - Apr 26, 2024
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Pete Sapardi
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In response to Demosthenes.
He got upset, once one of his aids reminded him that it was melania's birthday.

trump: "melania? Who's melania? Did we pay her off, too?"
01:41 PM - Apr 26, 2024
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Dee Jay
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In response to Demosthenes.
A diamond ring? In this economy? With all the legal fees he’s paying? Pfft no chance. He can’t even afford a Ring Pop atp 🤣
12:43 PM - Apr 26, 2024
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Demosthenes
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In response to Dee Jay.
Lol! Even sadder, this would be a far more thoughtful way to wish her a happy birthday. 🤣
12:56 PM - Apr 26, 2024
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