Kevin Hilbiber
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This is for all the men who are big mad that women are saying they’d rather encounter a bear in the woods than a man.
For all the man screaming “this isn’t fair, it’s not all men!”
For all the men who are Stubbornly. Not. Getting. It.
First, we don’t care that it’s not fair.
02:45 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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Kevin Hilbiber
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Second, you men are the whole reason this conversation exists. YOU made this problem. YOU.
🐻 A bear won’t hit you in the face with a brick if you won’t give it your phone number.
🐻 A bear won’t stalk you if it told you you’re pretty and you said you weren’t interested.
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🐻 A bear won’t pretend to be kind to get you to lower your guard.
🐻 A bear won’t lock you in a basement for months to torture you.
🐻 A bear generally won’t bother you if you’re not bothering it.
🐻 If you encounter a bear, it will almost always retreat slowly because it means you no harm.
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🐻 If you do get attacked by a bear and you say so, people will believe you.
🐻 No one will ask you what you were wearing that made the bear attack you.
🐻 No one will ask you how much you had to drink.
🐻 No one will ask you what you were thinking, being in the woods.
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🐻 No one will ask you if you even tried to fight back.
🐻 No one will ask you if you led the bear to believe you wanted to be attacked.
🐻 No one will condemn you for not fighting back harder.
🐻 No one will arrest you for harming the bear.
🐻 No one will say you deserved the attack.
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🐻 No one will ask how many bears you allowed to attack you before.
🐻 The bear won’t say you were asking for it.
🐻 The bear won’t say it was consensual.
🐻 The bear won’t try to convince everyone you’re lying.
🐻 The bear won’t get his buddies to maul you too.
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🐻 The bear won’t threaten you to get you to keep the attack a secret.
🐻 If you survive a bear attack, you don’t have to worry that the bear might be good friends with medical staff or the police.
🐻 You won’t have to hear that you’re making it all up to get attention.
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🐻 You won’t have your reputation called into question.
🐻 You won’t get called a slut.
🐻 People won’t tell you you’re paranoid for being cautious around bears.
🐻 People won’t tell you that not all bears are dangerous.
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🐻 If a bear attacks you, you won’t be told it wouldn’t be fair to ruin the bear’s future by bringing it up.
🐻 You won’t be told the bear is from a nice family and they don’t deserve the humiliation of an arrest.
🐻 IF A BEAR ATTACKS YOU, WE KILL THE BEAR SO IT DOESN’T HARM ANYONE ELSE.
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Birdmischief
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Thank you.
In response to Kevin Hilbiber.
05:17 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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Kevin Hilbiber
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In response to Birdmischief.
Wow- I thought it was so well put that even some of us could get it is all. But when self interest and hormones mix in young males, this sort of thing is lost behind sprays of ink, like squids. And normalized.
05:57 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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