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Let me give some people an opportunity to see their own future before they go on making shitty jokes.
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I am sorry but if you are going to make diaper jokes about TFG I will mute/block you. There are so many other things to criticize him for. I had close family members who had to wear them - it is not something to joke about.
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Was workin. Senior couple walks up, he says, “May I use your bathroom first?”
“Of course…thru the patio, down the hall.”
He’s 70s+ and bolts as quick as he can.

He comes back to patio table. His wife, grown daughter, her wife are there.
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He comes back to patio table. His wife, grown daughter, her wife are there.

Chef comes to me 10 mins later says, “Yo. Staff just told me somethin gnarly happened in one of those bathrooms.”
At the same time, the two patio tables nearest his table ask to move.
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The shit smell, outside, is breathtaking.

“Of course.” We accommodate.
I go under adjacent table and shine my flashlight. His trousers have shit all over them, knees to shoes.
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Here’s what happened:
The old man didn’t make it to the toilet, pants down, to relieve himself in time. He shit his pants…badly. Then his ass exploded all over the toilet. All over the wall behind the toilet. That corner of the bathroom was wallpapered with shit.
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Then, good soul that he is, he attempted to clean the bathroom and himself as only a fragile, weakened, elderly senior could try their best to do.
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There were shitty hand-prints and fingerprints on EVERYTHING! The floor was littered with shitty footprints. The faucets, the paper towel dispenser, the door handle. Everything had the stained-stamp of his best efforts.
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I put on a pair of gloves, then another pair over the first pair, breathed thru my mouth, and cleaned the entire bathroom so no staff had to.
Bleached, soaped, sanitized. Every atom.
02:20 PM - May 06, 2024
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When they picked up to exit, I told his daughter she needed to get him cleaned up before getting into the car, guiding them to a store where he could buy pants or sweats at night.
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And done.
Why do I tell this true story?
Dignity. This could well be any one of us.
Aging healthily is hard enough.
02:21 PM - May 06, 2024
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Making fun of our own futures is the hypocrisy some of us have well-earned in advance.
No one’s a paid comedian. You’re just a lowly, typical, schoolyard bully.

Watch your shit.
Remember karma.
02:21 PM - May 06, 2024
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Many of us, for a variety of reasons, have been there. It is your kindness to that family that they will remember.
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