Jess Martin
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From my SO:

There was a young, horny T-Rex 🦖
Who was out there looking for sex.
With his little, small hands
He was keen for shags in the sand,
But he got hungry and went for Tex-Mex.

#DinoPorn #foodporn #Limerick
09:47 PM - Apr 01, 2023
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pidgevorg
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In response to Jess Martin.
I don't know how this dinosaur porn poetry trend started, but I'm here for it 🥰
09:57 PM - Apr 01, 2023
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Jess Martin
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In response to pidgevorg.
Come…and join us 🫴
09:57 PM - Apr 01, 2023
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Brussels spouts
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In response to Jess Martin.
Just to make it official :

#WelcomeAboardSailor @pidgevorg !

Let's dive into the under(water)world of #DinoPorn together 💦
08:45 AM - Apr 02, 2023
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pidgevorg
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ok, here goes:

A couple of flying lizards
collided once in a blizzard.
Said one to the other:
Don't even bother,
we're not meant to be boinking each other.
Pterodactyls and pteranodons
have completely different genomes--
we're not meant to be getting it on.
So stuff your inuendoes in your
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07:57 AM - Apr 03, 2023
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Misha Ellison
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In response to pidgevorg.
I’m guessing that got {#id:236756#} Pidge, but you know what? Leave the audience wanting more - smart marketing.
09:00 AM - Apr 03, 2023
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pidgevorg
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In response to Misha Ellison.
yup, you're spot on! And I decided to leave it as is and not edit for the reason you stated as well :)
04:42 AM - Apr 04, 2023
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Brussels spouts
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In response to pidgevorg.
Ahaa, we seem to have attracted a new talent into the #DinoPorn universe 🙌🏼 Bravo !

Very nice also that you shined a light on the underlying scientific facts 🤓 Double bravo !

Let's see what the gang has to say about it...
@MishaInTheCloud @Minnie @JessMartin Maggie_C
08:39 AM - Apr 03, 2023
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Jess Martin
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In response to Brussels spouts.
I like but did the spout cut abruptly? What’s the rhyming end of the last line with “in your…”
08:54 AM - Apr 03, 2023 (Edited)
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