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When Trump was still infesting the White House, he looked out on the snow covered lawn and saw someone had pissed “Trump Sucks” in the fresh snow.

Furious, he demanded that the Secret Service investigate.
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A few days later, the head of the Secret Service said, “Mr. President, I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is we’ve done DNA test on the urine and found the culprit. It turns out it’s Mike Pence.”
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“That traitor!” shouted Trump. “I’ll have him hanged! Now, what did you say was the bad news?” “Well”, said the SS chief, “turns out it’s in your wife’s handwriting.”

(h/t RCdeWinter at the bird site)
#humour #humor #SpoutibleHumor #PoliticalHumor
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