Jess Martin
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😳😱

I will never look at socks in the same fashion, again. This piece of #LaundryArt beats #TraceyEmin 's bed anytime.

And shut it @minnie - they are pristine white.
#DinoLaundry @anndraulans @hereforthepopcorn @DOAJim @aprilag @josefkonrad @PeterGMitchell @joannasays @giordana @sashith_03
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Jess Martin
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Because I never knew #LaundryArt was a thing but I'm loving #HelgaStentzel 's work.

Here is my contribution to #Caturday

Black. Undies. 💋
01:21 AM - May 13, 2023
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Jess Martin
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#HelgaStentzel also has a sense of humour in her #LaundryArt

This is called "Andy WallHole"

Get it? 🤪
01:23 AM - May 13, 2023
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Jess Martin
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Ok, this is not #LaundryArt but #FoodArt instead.

She's turned a salmon sushi roll into a pencil....

#HelgaStentzel
01:25 AM - May 13, 2023
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Jess Martin
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Because you can all check out #HelgaStentzel 's work on her insta page so this is the last one I am posting because it's an homage to #JeffKoons #BalloonDog but in grape instead. As you do. The end of the grape is a bit pointy...if you're interested, she did something with pointy bananas. 🍌

LOL
01:27 AM - May 13, 2023
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Jess Martin
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I wrote the previous spout was going to be the last one. But I've changed my mind.

I'm tagging this as both #FoodArt and #DogsOfSpoutible @Khleboon

#HelgaStentzel
01:39 AM - May 13, 2023
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Jess Martin
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You know what @sashith_03 I think that's a #LaundryArt challenge! 😂🤣😅

I mean...a sloth!!! I wish my clothesline was that interesting!!!
05:41 AM - May 13, 2023 (Edited)
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Jess Martin
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Didn't know she was but there you go...I remember the Nicky Hilton who married Liz Taylor. Tragic marriage.
01:13 AM - May 15, 2023
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Diane Turner
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This is amazing!!! I am jealous of all the beautiful landscapes people get to hang their laundry.
10:40 AM - May 14, 2023
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Jess Martin
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In response to Diane Turner.
I'm not sure if they're real real? Could be a green screen?

Though the best laundry line I've ever seen was on a windswept Orkney island (treeless) and while there were gale force winds, the pegs hung on the clothes! No animal design though.
01:15 AM - May 15, 2023
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April Ayres-Griffiths
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In response to Jess Martin.
This thread is blessed, and timely.
12:26 AM - May 14, 2023
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Jess Martin
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In response to April Ayres-Griffiths.
It's making my laundry feel underwhelmed. LOL

Not good enough laundry!
12:28 AM - May 14, 2023
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Peter G Mitchell 😎
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I can't look at socks since that #RHCP album cover!
10:34 AM - May 13, 2023
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Jess Martin
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In response to Peter G Mitchell 😎.
Hmmmm.... 🧦

I believe, that's called #podophilia
10:04 PM - May 13, 2023
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Rebecca Romani
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In response to Jess Martin.
For $50, I'll build you a nostalgia line. Name the era, and I'll hang it out. For another $50, I'll theme it for you:; climate change, war, Monsanto- (that one's easy- nothing on the line cause you don't want the crop duster dropping that shit on your clothes (but you get the laundry bag), etc....
04:38 AM - May 13, 2023
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Jess Martin
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In response to Rebecca Romani.
Little Italy, 1920s. Godfather nostalgia.
04:39 AM - May 13, 2023
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Sashi Thapa
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In response to Jess Martin.
These are brilliant and very funny @JessMartin
But how does Helga get her whites so white?
#LaundryArt
04:26 AM - May 13, 2023
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Jess Martin
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In response to Sashi Thapa.
I think we know the answer to that...with bonus oxi-action!

#Napisan #IFeelLikeA1950sHouseWife
04:29 AM - May 13, 2023
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Diane Turner
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In response to Sashi Thapa.
I was thinking same thing. My dingy socks are not photo worthy.
10:43 AM - May 14, 2023
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Minnie the Pooh
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In response to Jess Martin.
If I pay the £450 do I get all those socks and clothespins and stuff? I also need a clothesline. This seems like a lot of work.
03:57 AM - May 13, 2023
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Jess Martin
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In response to Minnie the Pooh.
I know. I think you only get a photo and probably her signature. But that's about it.

I think you should DIY.
04:34 AM - May 13, 2023
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Jim Flanigan
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BRILLIANT

Those are really cool
01:27 AM - May 13, 2023
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Jess Martin
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In response to Jim Flanigan.
I bet you it's all AI though...I mean, how do you get socks that white?!!!
01:30 AM - May 13, 2023
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