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The future of MAGA - a thread:

MAGA 2024 - Back to the single digit centuries! (Conquer women via pro-life, ending no fault divorce, encouraging teen marriage and large families. Replace education, healthcare and science with religion. Ignore climate. Arm populace. Encourage tribalism.)
12:56 PM - May 14, 2023
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But you gotta keep pushing ideology, so what’s next?

MAGA 2028 - Women are property! We don’t need infrastucture and homes - caves are manly!

MAGA 2032 - Make clubbing/cave dragging legal again.

MAGA 2036 - Down with the wheel!

MAGA 2040 - Upright walking is elitist!
01:02 PM - May 14, 2023
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MAGA 2044 - the oceans rise! Neptune calls us home!

MAGA 2048 - One cell, one vote! Down with multicellulars!

MAGA 2052 - Nucleus is woke! Vote Prokaryote!

MAGA 2056 - Bacterium Utopia.
01:11 PM - May 14, 2023
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