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John Wojtowicz holding up a penis candle during his wedding to Elizabeth Eden (the couple depicted in Dog Day Afternoon).
09:34 PM - Nov 18, 2023
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Have you ever wondered what it was like to be A PENIS? Of course! We ALL have!

Now you can find out as you are gripped in anticipatory giddiness by the GIANT PINK HAND!!
08:55 PM - Nov 21, 2023
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Misogyny is truly Rife these days
09:35 PM - Nov 21, 2023
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You could say their prices were... eggstortionate
11:58 PM - Nov 21, 2023
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I hear Duran now has a restraining order against Duran
09:17 PM - Nov 22, 2023
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On this Veterans' Day, let's remember that this ignorant buffoon from the alleged "support our troops" party continues to harm the armed forces and compromise national safety and security by petulantly refusing to act on military promotions.
11:28 AM - Nov 11, 2023
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This reboot of Let's Make a Deal is terrible
#DystopiaBehindAllDoors
06:29 PM - Nov 12, 2023
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Sen. Scott plans to spend more time with the actor who plays his girlfriend
10:37 PM - Nov 12, 2023
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Oh, but keep telling us how women are too emotional to govern.
08:12 PM - Nov 14, 2023
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Margaret: Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret

God: [sigh] Not AGAIN
09:22 PM - Nov 17, 2023
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I'll just be... getting off on this ramp
11:46 PM - Nov 03, 2023
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Looking forward to seeing Republicans apply the same level of insane hate & harassment to Michael James, Mike Johnson's purported "adopted son", for having a persistent history of drug addiction and crime, that they have to Hunter Biden. I may be waiting a long time, I fear.
01:11 PM - Nov 04, 2023
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Social media in a nutshell
01:46 PM - Nov 04, 2023
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Tomorrow we herald the onset of three weeks of our pets not understanding it's not time to eat yet, goddammit
10:10 PM - Nov 04, 2023
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04:14 PM - Nov 06, 2023
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RIP Suzanne Somers

She died today, and would have been 77 tomorrow.
03:58 PM - Oct 15, 2023
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Movie pitch: Biopic of Dan Kois starring Martin Short
06:07 PM - Sep 10, 2023
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When winter is your favorite season because of stews and hot baths
05:58 PM - Sep 09, 2023
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I know we've all been spoiled by digital clocks, but I can't figure out what the time is on this thing
04:47 PM - Aug 24, 2023
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10:08 PM - Aug 16, 2023
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...underground in a remote desert ravine
09:00 PM - Jul 08, 2023
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I like my men like I like my coffee: quickly going cold in the other room where it sits forgotten
10:25 PM - Jul 10, 2023
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Random guy flipping off Google Street View
05:25 PM - Jul 24, 2023
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Oh sure, but drink a little baby blood and the conservatives are all over you...
01:36 PM - Jul 28, 2023
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Homemade iced mocha ☕️

Make some double-strength coffee the night before, chill overnight. In a tall glass add chocolate syrup, milk, and the coffee over crushed ice. Delish!
06:24 PM - Jul 28, 2023
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And he's still insisting on working out the remainder of his term
07:04 PM - Jul 28, 2023
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I was trying to type 'Sizzler' but accidentally typed 'Sozzler' and I'd definitely go there too
09:40 PM - Jul 30, 2023
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