11 Threaded Spouts
Conversing with Canadians
Some of you may have noticed the Canadians on here a quite the lively bunch that just go off on the strangest tangents and get into the most insane hypotheticals for no reason other than our own entertainment.
Or to prove a point...
A point no one understands.
Some of you may have noticed the Canadians on here a quite the lively bunch that just go off on the strangest tangents and get into the most insane hypotheticals for no reason other than our own entertainment.
Or to prove a point...
A point no one understands.
06:35 PM - May 10, 2023
Ever get moments in life where you feel like you've been in a haze for an extended period of time?
Almost like you were sleepwalking through your waking life?
It happens often to me and I'm glad to be waking up again.
Almost like you were sleepwalking through your waking life?
It happens often to me and I'm glad to be waking up again.
08:05 AM - May 23, 2023
We can spend our entire lives waiting for the perfect conditions before we take action... or... we can get to work until we create those conditions for ourselves.
02:07 PM - May 17, 2023
No word of a lie - during one interview, I took off my shoes and put my feet on the interview table to showoff my socks after one of the interviewers made a comment about them.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
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Phred @PhredYour task is to blow a job interview in the first 30 seconds. What do you do?12:02 PM - May 16, 2023
12:36 PM - May 16, 2023
This is much better advice than you think.
For the limited pictures I have out there, my students have used them to photoshop my face into Twilight scenes… which they then use as images in their assignments.
Not going to lie—I give them bonus marks for effort and creativity.
For the limited pictures I have out there, my students have used them to photoshop my face into Twilight scenes… which they then use as images in their assignments.
Not going to lie—I give them bonus marks for effort and creativity.
06:09 PM - May 15, 2023
I don't want to brag, but this morning I drank my coffee while it was still hot.
Without sounding too cocky, I'm gonna do it again tomorrow.
Without sounding too cocky, I'm gonna do it again tomorrow.
10:51 AM - May 15, 2023
Half of those were probably me.
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Sue Richards @Dolphin838"Here Comes The Sun" is now the first Beatles song to hit 1 billion streams on Spotify.04:31 PM - May 11, 2023![Picture]()
05:19 PM - May 12, 2023
This weekend I am going to finally finish a run through of Dead Cells…
Or get the laundry done.
The challenge level of both seems to be even.
Or get the laundry done.
The challenge level of both seems to be even.
05:07 PM - May 12, 2023
Seeing this just gave me heart palpiltations.
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Jeffrey Lambkin @basilhogan12:30 PM - May 12, 2023![Picture]()
12:33 PM - May 12, 2023
Remember as a kid when your parents would give you money to get a frozen treat from the store, but no matter how much you had, it was never enough for the Drumstick?
Then you would settle for a Rocket or giant Freezie, which are great choices, but not what you wanted.
Anyone? Or was that just me?
Then you would settle for a Rocket or giant Freezie, which are great choices, but not what you wanted.
Anyone? Or was that just me?
12:30 PM - May 12, 2023
A few of the cakes on display.
So good... but so much sugar...
So good... but so much sugar...
10:47 AM - May 12, 2023
Today is cake auction day at my school.
A day where kids raise money for charity and then get to engorge on sugar-filled cakes while they get hyper before crashing hard.
Seems like a good day to watch The Mighty Ducks.
A day where kids raise money for charity and then get to engorge on sugar-filled cakes while they get hyper before crashing hard.
Seems like a good day to watch The Mighty Ducks.
10:45 AM - May 12, 2023
Seeing this just caused my IBS to flare up. Excuse me for a long while.
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EdwardA(callmeEd)Peterson @EdwardAPetersonSomeone said these are the best pretzels and are certain to win the #PretzelWar .08:18 PM - May 11, 2023![Bag of Combos brand Buffalo Blue Cheese stuffed Pretzel snacks]()
08:23 PM - May 11, 2023
It’s a war like no other right now. Best to wait until the pretzel dust settles, lest you get caught in the crossfire.
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Captain For Senator of California @CaptainOfCaliI don't know what this #PretzelWar is, but I see it making waves and I'm scared to look.05:22 PM - May 11, 2023
05:25 PM - May 11, 2023
Today I learned that I am not only wrong about soft pretzels, but my stance is elitist.
To that, I quote Voltaire:
“It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong.” #PretzelWar
To that, I quote Voltaire:
“It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong.” #PretzelWar
03:30 PM - May 11, 2023
Spoutible: the place where American people are as nice as Canadians
03:22 PM - May 11, 2023
Hot take - if you bought your pretzels in the chip aisle of your grocery store, or corner store, they're not any good.
Soft pretzel is the only way to go.
Soft pretzel is the only way to go.
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EdwardA(callmeEd)Peterson @EdwardAPetersonWait! Why would they do pretzels? There isn't anything controversial about pretzels. Everyone knows the only good pretzels are Rold Gold sticks.10:28 AM - May 11, 2023
Twists...rings...soft pretzels...mustard pretzels...Planters...
They only exist to help guide you to the pretzel sticks.
11:06 AM - May 11, 2023
11 Threaded Spouts
Conversing with Canadians
Some of you may have noticed the Canadians on here a quite the lively bunch that just go off on the strangest tangents and get into the most insane hypotheticals for no reason other than our own entertainment.
Or to prove a point...
A point no one understands.
Some of you may have noticed the Canadians on here a quite the lively bunch that just go off on the strangest tangents and get into the most insane hypotheticals for no reason other than our own entertainment.
Or to prove a point...
A point no one understands.
06:35 PM - May 10, 2023
I didn’t come on here to get into the mud with people, but aside from red cream soda, I fear people may take this stance seriously.
All those foods have overrated types/flavours, but the foods themselves are delicious on their own merit.
Highly adaptable.
Everything you’d want in a food.
All those foods have overrated types/flavours, but the foods themselves are delicious on their own merit.
Highly adaptable.
Everything you’d want in a food.
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Jim Flanigan @DOAJimI may have misspoke.10:05 AM - May 10, 2023
Red cream soda is nasty
Perhaps I should’ve clarified that it is not the norm.
Chex cereal is only good when made into Chex Mix.
I will work towards staying on-topic, as well.
Chicken Wings and Crab Legs are overrated foods.
02:44 PM - May 10, 2023
Just finishing up at a leadership camp with students and I just have to say,
anybody who complains about this generation of young people have obviously never met them.
anybody who complains about this generation of young people have obviously never met them.
08:48 AM - May 10, 2023
Excited to join the brave new world of Spoutible! From what I see, it’s refreshing to see a social media space that’s actually pretty upbeat.
Looking forward to engaging with everyone on ideas, current events, and opinions.
(Such as: I don’t often use the Oxford comma; but felt it needed there)
Looking forward to engaging with everyone on ideas, current events, and opinions.
(Such as: I don’t often use the Oxford comma; but felt it needed there)
03:42 PM - May 07, 2023
Even if this wasn’t for me - I’ll take it!
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Myles Higgins ? @Myles_Away04:43 PM - May 08, 2023
05:07 PM - May 08, 2023
I’m planting my flag firmly on “yes” with this one.
Feel free to disagree with your incorrect opinion.
Feel free to disagree with your incorrect opinion.
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Alicia Kline @aliciareneeklineIs an oatmeal raisin cookie an "old person's cookie" like my 19 year old told me?12:37 PM - Mar 04, 2023
08:24 PM - May 07, 2023
This is just a PSA to know that Andrew and I have been very good friends for over twenty years... and now it's over.
I just can't have this in my life.
I just can't have this in my life.
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Andrew Kaszowski @AndrewExploresDecades of friendship down the drain!03:44 PM - May 07, 2023
That’s a hard yes: not every time, but pizza with pineapple is wonderful, and a gateway to combinations beyond just ham
05:14 PM - May 07, 2023
As much as I love Bale, I’m gonna agree on both accounts here.
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Lola @LolaMichael Keaton was the best Batman.11:46 AM - May 07, 2023
Tom Holland was the best Spiderman.
12:43 PM - May 07, 2023
As part of my midlife crisis and having to rethink about the hobbies that once brought me joy, but no longer do, I think it’s time I picked up Chess.
Or maybe Bridge.
Or be a connoisseur of soda water.
So many options, really.
Or maybe Bridge.
Or be a connoisseur of soda water.
So many options, really.
10:48 AM - May 07, 2023
Hot take: if Comfortably Numb was a track on the Wish You Were Here album, it’d be a better album than Dark Side of the Moon.
07:33 PM - May 06, 2023
I love me a good MLM story—this is hilarious 😂
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Martha O'Neill @Martha_ONeillA small Alanis story: That time Alanis's mom tried to recruit me to Mary Kay (1989-ish)04:50 PM - May 06, 2023![Picture]()
05:02 PM - May 06, 2023
Life Goals
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Connell McGrath @connellmcgrathSome day you may become General Buzzkill!12:51 PM - May 06, 2023
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