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….Have we really been calling him Uber Jason all this time instead of Space-on? #JasonX #fridaythe13th
07:31 AM - Jul 13, 2023 (Edited)
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Reading rock.
#horrorbooks #jonathanjanz
07:16 AM - Jul 08, 2023
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17 years after I scribbled it down in my sophomore dorm, The Company Line is available in print.
05:17 PM - Jun 26, 2023
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There have been many 80s horror novels built around a female protagonist with a husband who is just the fucking worst. So, I know that the bar is high, but I think ol’ Davey here (who I’m 90% sure is cheating on his wife) may be the ACTUAL fucking worst.
04:27 PM - Jun 20, 2023
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Got the best Father’s Day card.
11:29 AM - Jun 18, 2023
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Jesus is in there, but he’s not as high as you’d think.
09:27 AM - Jun 18, 2023
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A child of the 80s and somehow I didn’t have Cheetara covered in a goddamn race.
03:41 PM - May 20, 2023
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Mortal Kombat movie Johnny Cage must really envy the career of Owen Wilson.
07:29 PM - May 16, 2023
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With all the stuff she’s doing now, the idea that Keri Russell was once Felicity is just….
10:05 PM - May 04, 2023
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It pleases me to no end that Trump has TWO guys with a fucking monster name like “Matty Calamari.” Even better that they might be rats.

Bestest that one of them looks like THIS.
06:29 AM - May 04, 2023
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….Hugh, you ARE the terrible times.
12:32 PM - Apr 25, 2023
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,..This is the Monroebot. You’re predicting the Monroebot from #Futurama .
11:04 PM - Apr 24, 2023
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Swamp Thing is an #EarthDay tradition around here. This year I stepped it up a notch. #SwampThing #Tattoo
12:40 PM - Apr 22, 2023
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03:24 PM - Apr 21, 2023
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I’M GONNA FIND YOU WHEREVER YOU GO, @SteveStred ! OH YEAH
06:01 AM - Apr 15, 2023
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One of those stupid rich people steaks was on sale and I snatched that shit UP.

Thumb for scale.
05:22 PM - Apr 03, 2023
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10:03 AM - Mar 12, 2023
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Felt cute. Might delete later. IDK.
#horrorbooks #horrorfiction #slashers #Witches
10:44 AM - Mar 08, 2023
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Choke it down #tuckercarlson
05:51 AM - Mar 08, 2023
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If you feel like making your Facebook uncles head explode…
#Trump #Jesus #biden
12:23 PM - Mar 01, 2023
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“You think you can take me? Well go ahead on, it’s your love!”
#MST3K #Desantis
09:17 PM - Feb 27, 2023
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Here me out. We get Stephen Graham Jones to write a vastly superior novel adaptation of the MST3K Werewolf movie.
10:25 PM - Feb 24, 2023
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In New York, anything above Westchester is upstate.

Sorry, you “Central New York” rubes. I don’t make the rules.
10:48 AM - Feb 23, 2023
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Einstein drives a Dodge and loves cops.
05:10 PM - Feb 22, 2023
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For the record, #ghostface is a top 5 slasher. Still, it should be extremely easy to figure out their identity because one night Ghostface gets kicked repeatedly in the face and eats shit on the kitchen floor, and then the next day your friend is missing 3 teeth and showing signs of a concussion.
10:28 AM - Feb 22, 2023 (Edited)
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Skeleton Abe Lincoln is now one of my all time favorite characters and that is not a joke.
05:01 PM - Feb 20, 2023
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Little 5 AM #horrorbooks
05:46 AM - Feb 18, 2023
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Update: Made it. #chevybolt
05:12 AM - Feb 18, 2023
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I’ll take “dialogue from a sci-fi horror movie,” for $500, Alex. #chatbot
#horror #Bing
07:48 AM - Feb 17, 2023
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This gutless shit turns my stomach, “On the one hand, Trump is a clear enemy of democracy. On the other hand, Democracy may lead to things that I don’t like.”

Just be a facist you weak-willed worm.
04:48 PM - Feb 16, 2023
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