Boon Hogganbeck
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What the cat does for attention:

- Smashes the venetian blinds against the window frame.
- Pulls all the kitchen towels onto the floor
- Side-eyes the dog, who has a nervous breakdown
- Jumps up onto the kitchen island
- Claws the *good* couch
- Races around like a murder victim, then *attacks*
07:52 AM - Aug 24, 2023
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Boon Hogganbeck
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The story of Job is messed up.

God: "Hey, Yo! I'm responsible for your shit life! Worship me!"

Me: "Um, wut?"
07:46 AM - Aug 17, 2023
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Boon Hogganbeck
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It appears the Democratic impeachment managers were onto something...

And the GOP senators that voted to acquit have egg (or something worse) on their faces...
07:11 AM - Aug 16, 2023
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Jodi B
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I'd like to start the morning by sharing something my sister said to me yesterday:

"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HUNTER BIDEN!!"

My sister is a wise woman. 😊
06:57 AM - Aug 16, 2023
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Boon Hogganbeck
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Me too. Black light fascist poster vibe.
Mike Freeman @pi3832
That stupid black X icon was the last straw. I deleted it.
03:45 PM - Jul 30, 2023
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Boon Hogganbeck
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This:
Emily Suess @EmilySuess
In a lot of spaces Pence's phone call to Dan Quayle has been described as an act of integrity. My gut tells me that fucker was looking for *anyone* to tell him he could legally do the coup. What he was asked to do was so obviously illegal. He's a lawyer. I mean. Come. On.
03:47 AM - Aug 16, 2023
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Boon Hogganbeck
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Haircut
02:29 PM - Aug 15, 2023
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Boon Hogganbeck
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Decided to figure out how to draw a hexagon inside a circle without google.
02:26 PM - Aug 15, 2023
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Boon Hogganbeck
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Note to self: follow these...
Mary OContrary @MaryInCognito
Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote
Khashoggi's Ghost @UROCKlive1
jentaub @jentaub
Seth Abramson @sethabramson
Harry Dunn @LibraDunn
Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich
Robert Reich @rbreich
BrooklynDad _Defiant! @mmpadellan
Tristan Snell @tristansnell
I Smoked Twitter @DKnight
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Boon Hogganbeck
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In the AP news story about the GA indictments, the author referenced Twitter as, "X, formerly known as Twitter".

FKAT: Formerly Known As Twitter.

LOL.
09:11 AM - Aug 15, 2023
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Boon Hogganbeck
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I think Wordle should have two criteria: how many tries, plus how long it takes. Solving it in three tries is not ideal if it takes all day.
08:55 AM - Aug 14, 2023
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Boon Hogganbeck
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HowTos:
Musk: ruin a global SM, news platform
DeSantis: ruin a state
McConnell: ruin SCOTUS
SCOTUS: ruin women, weak, poor, kids
TFG: ruin a democracy
Oil: ruin a planet
MTG: ruin discourse
Gaetz: ruin children
NRA: ruin public places
Book Ban Nazis: ruin young minds

Conclusion:
They gotta go.
10:07 AM - Aug 08, 2023
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Boon Hogganbeck
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For athiests who identify w/ the Job (bible) story - is this as good as it gets?
09:09 AM - Aug 08, 2023
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Boon Hogganbeck
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Close but not quite.
04:57 PM - Jul 31, 2023
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