(so Michael Cohen testimony has started on Manhattan the criminal trial of the Orange Turd von Shitzenpants)
Haha Trump has ALWAYS been this cheap. He made recently-graduated Michael Cohen work for free for Trump until some job became so big, Michael was finally paid
Trump the Debtonaire
Haha Trump has ALWAYS been this cheap. He made recently-graduated Michael Cohen work for free for Trump until some job became so big, Michael was finally paid
Trump the Debtonaire
10:00 AM - May 13, 2024
ROTFLMAO
No way! (Way!, No, way? Way!)
I can't believe this. After Trump agreed Michael Cohen who had worked for free, could charge Trump $100,000 finally, Trump never paid THAT invoice, but then made Michael Cohen work for Trump (and paid only for that future work as salary)
Trump is so cheap!
No way! (Way!, No, way? Way!)
I can't believe this. After Trump agreed Michael Cohen who had worked for free, could charge Trump $100,000 finally, Trump never paid THAT invoice, but then made Michael Cohen work for Trump (and paid only for that future work as salary)
Trump is so cheap!
10:03 AM - May 13, 2024
We knew this was the previous Michael Cohen, he was Trump's attack dog. As he testified to Congress, he threatened someone on Trump's behalf over 500 times in the 10 years he worked for Trump. so he threatened to sue yet someone else once EVERY WEEK for 10 years
10:17 AM - May 13, 2024
This sounds like something a criminal would think? I wonder what the jury might think of Trump's philosophy about written documentation... especially if Trump were to be so stupid as to come to testify in this trial himself..
LOL Trump of course never used email, never wrote anything down
LOL Trump of course never used email, never wrote anything down
10:21 AM - May 13, 2024
Again, this kind of stuff convinces juries. Remember previously David Pecker* of National Enquirer testified he paid $150,000 to Playboy model Karen McDougal and David EXPECTED to be paid back by Trump. Here Michael Cohen testifies, yes Trump told David, Trump will pay him (but didn't)
* real name
* real name
12:30 PM - May 13, 2024
And now Michael Cohen confirms that yes, Trump admitted he knew who Stormy Daniels was. Again, all parts of the prosecution case are locking together, and have corrobrorating witness and typically paper trail or recordings as further proof...
01:02 PM - May 13, 2024
Motive for the crime
And clearly ONLY motive at the time. Not any concern about the Slovenian Rental. Only about Trump's campaign
(is again corroboration of evidence prosecution has given before, so nothing is relying on Michael Cohen alone)
And clearly ONLY motive at the time. Not any concern about the Slovenian Rental. Only about Trump's campaign
(is again corroboration of evidence prosecution has given before, so nothing is relying on Michael Cohen alone)
01:08 PM - May 13, 2024
NOW THIS WORD FROM THE BBAA
The Be Best Association of America is being its bestest about news that their Slovenian former chair was not relevant to Trump when considering devastating news he had been unfaithful to her with Stormy Daniels
The Be Best Association of America is being its bestest about news that their Slovenian former chair was not relevant to Trump when considering devastating news he had been unfaithful to her with Stormy Daniels
01:12 PM - May 13, 2024
obviously the legal pundits with the big brains (the size of planets) are making that point and did so well before I did. But shows that I might not be totally off on this idea, that Michael Cohen testimony is used mainly to corroborate testimony already heard by this jury...
01:17 PM - May 13, 2024
And a word from our resident detective Sherlock T Dawg
I think I know what happened here (Michael Cohen annual bonus cut 2/3 and not paid Stormy money, but Weisselberg tells Michael to go take a vacation, they will make him whole after the vacation)
Trump was BROKE
the money came from INAUGRATION
I think I know what happened here (Michael Cohen annual bonus cut 2/3 and not paid Stormy money, but Weisselberg tells Michael to go take a vacation, they will make him whole after the vacation)
Trump was BROKE
the money came from INAUGRATION
04:12 PM - May 13, 2024
That brings my count of Trump major crimes (all conspiracies so each involves other Trumpomobsters too) to 63. The first four are now going to court, Manhattan about to finish in 10 days. Next 2 revealed: Arizona & Michigan. & Jack Smith said his third is ready to go. That is 7 of 63 (with 56 more)
08:56 AM - May 14, 2024
LOL remember yesterday when we saw The Girl With The Nixon Tattoo proclaim Trump audience in New Jersey was so big that blue state is somehow in play for Trump into Nov 2024? Roger Stone posted pic of Rio de Janeiro. What was that event? Meidas Touch found original photo: A ROD STEWART concert haha
09:08 AM - May 14, 2024
So it is second day of Michael Cohen testimony at Trump criminal trial on Manhattan in front of Judge Merchan
Expecte that the direct examination of Michael Cohen by prosecution ends today, & cross-examination by Trump defense team Court Jesters & alleged attorneys will start
Expect fireworks :-)
Expecte that the direct examination of Michael Cohen by prosecution ends today, & cross-examination by Trump defense team Court Jesters & alleged attorneys will start
Expect fireworks :-)
09:57 AM - May 14, 2024
This morning testimony by Michael Cohen goes through the 11 payments. He testifies that they were on false invoices, and who signed them (Eric or Don Jr on early payments with Weisselberg, Trump alone on later payments). Very solid, boring. Clearly establishing each financial record is a fraud
10:22 AM - May 14, 2024
Next up Michael Cohen verifies what has been obvious by their behavior for years, that Magamaggot alleged journalist Maggie Haberman of the Fox in Print New York Times or is that now the New York Slimes (#FixFox) - yes Trump team used Maggot Haberman to spin stories more believed than Fox Fake News
11:13 AM - May 14, 2024
To be clear
New York Slimes is the Fox News in Print
Do not EVER read the NY Times
Do not EVER forward anything by NYT, do not quote NYT, do not pay them, go to their sites or support them in any way
Tell all your friends the same
They are as bad as Hannity but disguised by NYT old reputation
New York Slimes is the Fox News in Print
Do not EVER read the NY Times
Do not EVER forward anything by NYT, do not quote NYT, do not pay them, go to their sites or support them in any way
Tell all your friends the same
They are as bad as Hannity but disguised by NYT old reputation
11:16 AM - May 14, 2024
Do not EVER EVER read or listen to ANYTHING uttered by Trump propaganda parrot, the Magamaggot Maggie Haberman of the New York Times-Slimes. She is a Hannity in female clothing. She is a spin doctor. Listening or trusting her is as unhealthy to your sanity as listening to Tucker Fuckered Carlson!
11:22 AM - May 14, 2024
MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL
Score Update
In never-ending game of New York Gag Orders vs Donald Trump
The Orange Turd, Donald Von Shitzenpants loses again. Judge Merchan's gag order remains in place
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Trump hates this!
Score Update
In never-ending game of New York Gag Orders vs Donald Trump
The Orange Turd, Donald Von Shitzenpants loses again. Judge Merchan's gag order remains in place
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Trump hates this!
11:42 AM - May 14, 2024
(Edited)
And yes. Here is Michael Cohen testifying under oath, he committed the crime of paying Stormy Daniels, pleaded guilty to it, went to prison for it - and says under oath, he committed this crime for his boss, Trump
This is same as a murderer saying he assassinated someone for his Mafia boss..
This is same as a murderer saying he assassinated someone for his Mafia boss..
12:39 PM - May 14, 2024
HABBA NOTE TO NECHELES: Susan, could you ask President Trump to accept my most sincere apology and please if he could just pay the invoice I sent him...
12:45 PM - May 14, 2024
But now.. probably most heated part of the Trump criminal trial on Manhattan... after lunch (and no doubt continuing for at least Thursday) will be Michael Cohen cross-examination by Trump Court Jesters and alleged attorneys
Note, the pattern is Trump lawyers make it worse. This may be really good
Note, the pattern is Trump lawyers make it worse. This may be really good
01:24 PM - May 14, 2024
So now for the best part
As a champion debater, later champion debate coach, my fave part of every debate was CROSS EXAMINATION
this is the part, I wish I could be live in courtroom with my trusted yellow notepad & my three colored pens, 'flowing' the cross...
Now reading commentary with whisky
As a champion debater, later champion debate coach, my fave part of every debate was CROSS EXAMINATION
this is the part, I wish I could be live in courtroom with my trusted yellow notepad & my three colored pens, 'flowing' the cross...
Now reading commentary with whisky
01:42 PM - May 14, 2024
Here it is
Yes, prosecution told judge, Michael Cohen was their final witness
And Todd Blank Stare is not able to tell judge if defense will call ANY witnesses
We may get CLOSING STATEMENTS ON FRIDAY
(I would assume defense calls SOME witnesses?)
Stay tuned.. now awaiting Michael Cohen cross-ex
Yes, prosecution told judge, Michael Cohen was their final witness
And Todd Blank Stare is not able to tell judge if defense will call ANY witnesses
We may get CLOSING STATEMENTS ON FRIDAY
(I would assume defense calls SOME witnesses?)
Stay tuned.. now awaiting Michael Cohen cross-ex
01:52 PM - May 14, 2024
LOL am just thinking about this
Why does Trump have no witnesses for the defense? It is because he has run out of money, he cannot afford to pay them to lie for him under oath
HAHA that is probably quite close to the truth, as Trump had to pay Weisselberg $2 million to lie last time
Why does Trump have no witnesses for the defense? It is because he has run out of money, he cannot afford to pay them to lie for him under oath
HAHA that is probably quite close to the truth, as Trump had to pay Weisselberg $2 million to lie last time
02:05 PM - May 14, 2024
Here we go
The climax of the 5 weeks of Trump criminal trial on Manhattan, the final witness (at least of prosecution, but possibly of whole trial) will now face his cross-examination. Michael Cohen is now the star of Tuesday afternoon and again of Thursday
Hang on tight...
The climax of the 5 weeks of Trump criminal trial on Manhattan, the final witness (at least of prosecution, but possibly of whole trial) will now face his cross-examination. Michael Cohen is now the star of Tuesday afternoon and again of Thursday
Hang on tight...
02:19 PM - May 14, 2024
LOL nothing personal, Todd Bland. You ARE a little shit
Not a good sign when an attorney is so emotionally involved and intimidated by the witness, the first question is PERSONAL about Blanche, not about his client Trump
AND HE GETS OBJECTED ON HIS FIRST QUESTION
Sustained by Judge!
LOL
Not a good sign when an attorney is so emotionally involved and intimidated by the witness, the first question is PERSONAL about Blanche, not about his client Trump
AND HE GETS OBJECTED ON HIS FIRST QUESTION
Sustained by Judge!
LOL
02:24 PM - May 14, 2024
Yes... good answer by Michael Cohen, honest
Why is Todd asking this? Does he think he gets the jury on his side with this line of questioning? The jury has SEEN Todd Blank Stare and they all agree with Michael Cohen's assessment, you sir, are a little shit. In fact Michael was being too kind
Why is Todd asking this? Does he think he gets the jury on his side with this line of questioning? The jury has SEEN Todd Blank Stare and they all agree with Michael Cohen's assessment, you sir, are a little shit. In fact Michael was being too kind
02:27 PM - May 14, 2024
Todd Blank Stare, the Court Jester Trump imagines is his top attack dog, has now asked FOUR QUESTIONS that have been stricken. This is his BEGINNING. Not one valid question yet
Good move, defense. Perhaps you should switch attorneys at this point?
Good move, defense. Perhaps you should switch attorneys at this point?
02:30 PM - May 14, 2024
( this is so much better than I had expected, and I am now pretty sure I won't be sleeping at all this night as there will be so much sillyness to cover. The next item I will post first the exchange, then I will do a bit of photoshopping to underline that point... but the item first)
02:34 PM - May 14, 2024
After Trump Court Jester & alleged attorney Todd Blank Stare told world that a Trump nickname is Von Shitzenpants, he was benched
Then Trump Court Jester & alleged attorney Susan Needles told world Trump is also the Orange Turd, she was benched
Now Blanche tells world Trump is Dictator Douchebag
Then Trump Court Jester & alleged attorney Susan Needles told world Trump is also the Orange Turd, she was benched
Now Blanche tells world Trump is Dictator Douchebag
02:38 PM - May 14, 2024