To all of you, here on Mastodon, Post and Spoutible, and sending best regards to near 200,000 more on Twitter
Thanks for being with me on this ride. I told you, trust, me, Trump will be convicted. I told you, Manhattan will be first
Many of you were not sure, but hung in there
Now we celebrate!
Thanks for being with me on this ride. I told you, trust, me, Trump will be convicted. I told you, Manhattan will be first
Many of you were not sure, but hung in there
Now we celebrate!
06:17 PM - May 30, 2024
Trump is found guilty on all 34 counts
It was a quick jury decision
(Told you so and told you so)
CONGRATULATIONS AND NOW POP THAT CHAMPAGNE !!!
It was a quick jury decision
(Told you so and told you so)
CONGRATULATIONS AND NOW POP THAT CHAMPAGNE !!!
05:10 PM - May 30, 2024
In response to Darryl Murphy.
Bols? I do NOT drink that vile dutch piss. My daddy drank Bols. I do not touch that :-)
12:04 PM - May 30, 2024
There's your proof! I moved the Iittala Ultima Thule glass to the left side of the 21yo Glenfiddich (small bottle, 20cl). See? Seal is not broken, I have not drunk from this bottle yet
T DAWG !!!
What?
You flipped the photograph
No I didn't
Yes you did!
How can you tell?
The TEXT is backwards
T DAWG !!!
What?
You flipped the photograph
No I didn't
Yes you did!
How can you tell?
The TEXT is backwards
11:54 AM - May 30, 2024
What I expect of prosecution closing
It will be clear, keep harping on what was said and proven in court, it will be logical, and have a powerful conclusion
That was the pre-written part. I expect it to be second half
The first half is the response to Todd Blanche defense closing, addressing that
It will be clear, keep harping on what was said and proven in court, it will be logical, and have a powerful conclusion
That was the pre-written part. I expect it to be second half
The first half is the response to Todd Blanche defense closing, addressing that
02:52 PM - May 28, 2024
Final defense courtroom drama was at the lunch break, Todd Blank Stare managed to upset Judge Merchan in his closing statement by suggesting jury could send Trump to prison. It is not the jury that decides the sentencing which does not matter in their decision of guilty or innoncent
02:47 PM - May 28, 2024
Me personally
I really am a single malt whisky dude
I almost exclusively drink single malt whiskies if it is a drink in a bar or a bottle I pick up at duty free for my home. Speyside single malts, 12 years or older
I don't drink anywhere near as much as I pretend here with you, but I do drink
I really am a single malt whisky dude
I almost exclusively drink single malt whiskies if it is a drink in a bar or a bottle I pick up at duty free for my home. Speyside single malts, 12 years or older
I don't drink anywhere near as much as I pretend here with you, but I do drink
02:21 PM - May 28, 2024
I have a modest bar cabinet which is nearly only single malt whisky bottles, a handful
Since 1990 I have had always one 18yo single malt as my special occasions drink. And when one 18yo is nearly fininshed, bought next bottle - always in airport duty free (and looking for bargains on sale)
Since 1990 I have had always one 18yo single malt as my special occasions drink. And when one 18yo is nearly fininshed, bought next bottle - always in airport duty free (and looking for bargains on sale)
02:23 PM - May 28, 2024
The price curve for old whiskies is so absurdly steep, while I am doing ok, financially, I have never bought myself a bottle or even a single drink in a bar, of any Speyside single malts that is older than 18 years. I HAVE a couple times HAD a drink, even 25yo, paid by a client as a gift...
02:25 PM - May 28, 2024
And last year, 2023, after Trump was indicted on Manhattan, on one of my trips, I spotted an 21yo Glenfiddich (small bottle) on sale at an airport duty free. It was still absurdly expensive
& I thought, Tomi, you've given 8 years of your life to mock Trump, give yourself this whisky
so I bought it
& I thought, Tomi, you've given 8 years of your life to mock Trump, give yourself this whisky
so I bought it
02:27 PM - May 28, 2024
That 21yo Glenfiddich (20cl small bottle) has stood in its special box unopened in my liquor cabinet for now about a year. I gave myself a promise of 3 Trump drinks I can take from that bottle, the first comes this week likely tomorrow. The bottle remains unopened, in its box still
02:29 PM - May 28, 2024
The 3 Trump drinks I will allow myself of that 21yo Glenfiddich are:
1, when Trump is convicted (ie this week)
2. when Trump actually is locked into prison (so not the sentencing)
3. When Trump declares bankruptcy
These 3 I will have, & I will open that bottle tomorrow
There is 1 bonus drinky
1, when Trump is convicted (ie this week)
2. when Trump actually is locked into prison (so not the sentencing)
3. When Trump declares bankruptcy
These 3 I will have, & I will open that bottle tomorrow
There is 1 bonus drinky
02:30 PM - May 28, 2024
The bonus 4th drinky from my 21 year old Speyside Single Malt Glenfiddich (small bottle) is if..
if before Trump is locked into prison, he is sent to jail for a night (or longer, like a day or weekend or longer). If Trump is jailed before prison, I get my 4th Trump drink from this bottle
It awaits
if before Trump is locked into prison, he is sent to jail for a night (or longer, like a day or weekend or longer). If Trump is jailed before prison, I get my 4th Trump drink from this bottle
It awaits
02:32 PM - May 28, 2024
So I wanted to take this moment to thank those of you who were with me from 2015. And those who had joined by 2018. Tomorrow is a day I told you we will see, we will see it together, and it happens tomorrow
"Guilty as charged"
"Guilty as charged"
02:19 PM - May 28, 2024
If you were with me on Twitter than in 2015, you recall I was listerally second analyst in the world to calculate the horror, that because of that race in 2015 (wide field, likely lanes) Trump had a MATHEMATICAL CHANCE to WIN the nomination! And I was first to show that MATH
So we had KNOWN
So we had KNOWN
01:45 PM - May 28, 2024
So when other pundits were saying Jeb Bush is a shoo-in, Trump cannot win, he is just a spoiler on a glorified book tour - before ANY polls showed Trump at the top - and before the debates - I told you, this guy can win. And I took him seriously
You're welcome
That was when I learned about him
You're welcome
That was when I learned about him
01:47 PM - May 28, 2024
So prior to 2015, I thought Trump was an obnoxious rich kid and loved how Howard Stern and Letterman mocked him at each of his appearances on their shows
Once he became a VALID political player, I took him SERIOUSLY and found so much of his criminal past, that I shared with you (then on Twitter)
Once he became a VALID political player, I took him SERIOUSLY and found so much of his criminal past, that I shared with you (then on Twitter)
01:49 PM - May 28, 2024
For me, the transition of Trump the criminal racist sexist KKK loving bastard asshole
to
MONSTER
Was when I learned of Trump Modeling Agency, a youth sex trade criminal gang to exploit European teens, to lure into sex trade, and when used up, deported back in their shame
This man is a MONSTER
to
MONSTER
Was when I learned of Trump Modeling Agency, a youth sex trade criminal gang to exploit European teens, to lure into sex trade, and when used up, deported back in their shame
This man is a MONSTER
01:51 PM - May 28, 2024
From that moment when I first shared with you horror stories of Trump Modeling Agency the teen sex slave business that Trump ran, to exploit and use European teens and then deport them when used up
Something in me snapped. And Trump became an obsession. I want to help destroy this monster
MONSTER
Something in me snapped. And Trump became an obsession. I want to help destroy this monster
MONSTER
01:54 PM - May 28, 2024
For nearly 9 years I then used my modest skills - I am a writer (author of 12 bestselling books) - to mock Trump. That was all I could do to help bring him down. But what dictators MOST hate, is ridicule
Back when Trump was still on Twitter, I mocked him on his own feed EVERY DAY
Back when Trump was still on Twitter, I mocked him on his own feed EVERY DAY
01:55 PM - May 28, 2024
For you, my Tweeps, I never lied. I never fed you bullshit, of silly promises of what will 'get Trump'. I did not sell you silly shit about Mueller or the first Impeachment or the second impeachment. Instead, I told you with incredible foresight how all that would go
That said, I was the first...
That said, I was the first...
01:57 PM - May 28, 2024
We all want Trump in prison
I was THE FIRST to CORRECTLY identify WHAT event sends Trump to prison. It was in 2018. I told you THEN. I was literally the first. For YEARS others said no, this won't happen
I said FBI raid of Michael Cohen office is the event that sends Trump to prison
I was correct
I was THE FIRST to CORRECTLY identify WHAT event sends Trump to prison. It was in 2018. I told you THEN. I was literally the first. For YEARS others said no, this won't happen
I said FBI raid of Michael Cohen office is the event that sends Trump to prison
I was correct
01:59 PM - May 28, 2024
Remember how many pundits and most media kept selling you that (NY Times Magamaggot Maggie Haberman-oriented Trump propaganda lie) that the Manhattan DA had dropped it's investigation into Trump?
VERY few said that is not true. Palmer kept the faith. I kept the faith. I told you what is PROCEDURE
VERY few said that is not true. Palmer kept the faith. I kept the faith. I told you what is PROCEDURE
02:01 PM - May 28, 2024
I told you what was the NECESSARY PROCEDURE to take Trump to prison after FBI raid of Michael Cohen
First Michael had to be convicted (2019)
Then Weisselberg indicted (2021) convicted (2022)
Only after Weisselberg can the indictment of Trump come (2023)
I told you all this, in 2018
You're welcome
First Michael had to be convicted (2019)
Then Weisselberg indicted (2021) convicted (2022)
Only after Weisselberg can the indictment of Trump come (2023)
I told you all this, in 2018
You're welcome
02:04 PM - May 28, 2024
Many of the major pundits (not all) were peddling scare stories and magalies. That Trump investigation has been ended, it was corruptly ended. Trump gets out by self-pardon. He can delay this until he dies. He will plead out. He will just pay a fine. He gets a slap on his wrist. He walks
I didn't
I didn't
02:06 PM - May 28, 2024
On EVERY major step from FBI raiding Michael Cohen to tomorrow's jury verdict 'guilty as charged' I have been correct. I CALLED the steps before they happened. I even offered you a very solid timeline (nobody else did) of when all that was likely to happen. It has been REMARKABLY close too
02:08 PM - May 28, 2024
When Jan 6 happened, many said the Jan 6 trial will happen before Manhattan. I said no. When Espionage-A-Lago happened many said Florida convicts Trump before Manhattan,. I said it might, but at least Manhattan indicts before Florida (as it did) and it's possible NY happens before Florida (as it did
02:10 PM - May 28, 2024
When many suggested Fani Willis will go first - I told you that she is quite remarkably fast, but she is BEHIND BY A LAP even to Garland, because of ... appeals courts. Now we see, Georgia is stalled while Jack Smith has already cleared the second layer
And Manhattan was ahead of all. NY went first
And Manhattan was ahead of all. NY went first
02:12 PM - May 28, 2024
So in a literal sense, I DID see the ACTUAL future as now we can determine, it also happned that way. I told you in 2018, FBI raid of Michael Cohen - THAT is what sends Trump to prison. Those of you who were with me from 2018 have known ahead of CNN, ABC, CBS, MSNBC, anyone. YOU KNEW MONTHS EARLIER
02:14 PM - May 28, 2024
So we go to Manhattan criminal trial once again today... let's see how the last day of testimony ends
Closing statements were moved yesterday to one week from today, Tuesday the 28th of May
Closing statements were moved yesterday to one week from today, Tuesday the 28th of May
10:08 AM - May 21, 2024
