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Trying to get back to sleep at 3 am. My brain "If they made an animal based fighting game would the finishing move be called a Beastiality?"
03:22 AM - May 06, 2023
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Took a nap on my lunch break since I slept badly last night. Why do I always drool all over my own face when I nap, but not when I sleep at night.
12:43 PM - May 03, 2023
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David Birney
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It's so funny watching older movies and realizing that the plot would be completely ruined now because of cell phones. Currently watching Commando. So many spots where a cell just ends it.
06:53 AM - Apr 08, 2023
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David Birney
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For anyone that may be wondering. This is not actually a good movie 😂
#WinnieThePoohBloodandHoney
06:14 PM - Mar 24, 2023
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David Birney
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Have not got around to watching the Obi-Wan series on Disney until last night and holy crap is little Leia an absolute cutey pie. #DisneyPlus #ObiWanKenobi
05:34 AM - Mar 19, 2023
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David Birney
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Rest in Power Lance Reddick, you will be missed.
03:54 PM - Mar 17, 2023
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David Birney
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Lord I hate when my wife gets to work from home. Our dog whines and you have to take him out, feed him, etc to get him to stop. When he does it near her she just screams stop and scares the crap out of me, he doesn't stop until I go deal with it. Stop screaming 😱
03:22 PM - Mar 17, 2023
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David Birney
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@cbouzy Since we can block a user from a tweet any chance it could save that tweet so we can remember why we blocked that person a year or two ago? I hope to not need to block many but on Twitter I often forget years later and wonder.
10:57 AM - Mar 17, 2023
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David Birney
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I'm real tired of my annoying body and have no idea what to do. I need to sleep better, but I just can't. Melatonin, CBD oil, ashwaganda and more wakes me up. Caffeine I can drink and go right to sleep but I never have it past 10 am. THC works great but it's "illegal" here KY. So tired today
10:25 AM - Mar 16, 2023
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David Birney
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BREAKING: Mitch McConnell
06:36 AM - Mar 09, 2023
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David Birney
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Stop emailing/texting me Nancy Pelosi. I get you need help but texting me sure isn't going to get you a thing.
05:49 PM - Mar 07, 2023
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David Birney
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I am NOTacus #Politics #Spartacus
03:28 PM - Mar 07, 2023 (Edited)
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David Birney
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This is the fucked up thing about grief, it never goes away, but does get easier to deal with sometimes. I read this and thought how much I missed my wonderful Nana and now I'm bawling 30 years later like she just died. #griefhurts
https://www.rawstory.com/a...
10:58 AM - Mar 07, 2023
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David Birney
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How it's going
07:26 AM - Mar 07, 2023
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David Birney
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Always been a Rocky fan, but I've never started the Creed series. Watching the first one now and as always Michael B Jordan always shines. For sure one of my favorites. Hopefully I can get my shoulder fixed this year so I can at least do something good for me.
09:38 AM - Mar 05, 2023
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Buy online and help 💚

“Girl Scouts Troop 6000 serves families living in temporary housing in the NYC shelter system. Girl Scouts meet in shelters across the city to make new friends, earn badges, and learn to see themselves as leaders.”

https://www.girlscoutsnyc....
12:50 PM - Mar 04, 2023
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David Birney
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Since I stopped drinking sodas my eventual replacement has been San Pellegrino mineral water until I just realized they are owned by Nestle which is one of the companies I try to avoid. Today I got my replacement which is at least owned by the Coca cola company.
12:29 PM - Mar 04, 2023
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David Birney
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My dog is cuddling with Baby Yoda
07:55 PM - Mar 03, 2023
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WTF is this
07:48 PM - Mar 03, 2023
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My wife asked if I wanted to go to her cousins funeral today (She was not close to her cousin) I said I would go if she wanted me to but if she remembers my one wish for my funeral is that I don't want to be at it. #SpoutibleIntroverts
06:07 PM - Mar 03, 2023
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Holy Shit, this is the perfect hashtag for me.
Claudia Citro @Social_Introvert
05:59 PM - Mar 03, 2023
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David Birney
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The weather today is insane. Lost power 3 times. Ran to the store to get my wife's meds and they kept losing power every little bit which took the checkout machines. The wind blew our garbage cans down the street and I almost ran into a guy running after his hat.
05:50 PM - Mar 03, 2023 (Edited)
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David Birney
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As a parent of a child with type 1 diabetes I'm glad to see this #type1diabetes
https://www.wsj.com/articl...
08:52 AM - Mar 01, 2023
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David Birney
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49 years old and now that I know my eyes do not make enough oil I need to figure out eye drops but I feel more like this but far less attractive.
08:27 AM - Mar 01, 2023
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David Birney
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Why am I watching a movie called "Aquarium of the dead" on TV. #BadMovie
03:03 PM - Feb 24, 2023
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David Birney
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I learned today that the reason my eyes tear up everytime I try to read a book is because my eyes do not produce enough oil which helps to keep your eyes from drying out in literal seconds. Hopefully this eye lube will help 😂
02:32 PM - Feb 23, 2023
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Tara Strange
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I have tried to share this before on Twitter but I don't think it's visible there with how things are with shadow bans. Please echo this if you could 🙏 I eventually want to be able to feel normal. My dysphoria is awful. Thank you ❤️
https://gofund.me/dc240427
02:00 PM - Feb 09, 2023
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David Birney
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How was this a secret when I remember reading about it in May of last year? I know because I adore Karen and my bday is in May and I thought "Happy Birthday to me indeed" 😂
07:50 AM - Feb 23, 2023
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David Birney
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What do you call it when you/someone holds one nostril and blows snot out the other one without a tissue? Besides gross! I not only call it "Gym Teachers Handkerchief" I actually say that every time. Also where did you grow up. I'm curious where I picked that up. #importantquestions
07:35 AM - Feb 23, 2023 (Edited)
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