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If single-handedly means something’s done by one person shouldn’t it be double-handedly?
10:48 PM - Jul 18, 2023
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Wanna feel old? Deduct the year you were born from the current year.
06:57 AM - May 02, 2023
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Reading the Godfather and watching the Godfather has prose and Caans
06:41 AM - May 01, 2023
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Dylan
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The Port of Saint John has such an interesting history! It’s such a shame it isn’t more widely taught. For example, did you know that in the olden times before he was a saint, it was called the port o’ john?
07:39 AM - Apr 28, 2023
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My reflexes have improved immensely since I became a dad. Now I can catch everything! Food you drop from your high hair, toys you drop from your stroller, colds from daycare, you name it!! #DadJokes
09:46 AM - Apr 26, 2023
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Who called it refusing to nap and not resisting a rest #DadJokes
07:43 AM - Apr 19, 2023
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I sing to my daughter whenever she cries. Wait no I have that backwards. My daughter cries whenever I sing to her. #DadJokes #NewDad #parenting #parentingtips
07:02 AM - Apr 17, 2023
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#adviceoftheday : If ANY can of food has a dent in it, don’t eat it. In fact, you shouldn’t be eating undented cans either; they’re metal.
11:44 PM - Apr 13, 2023
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Yuh-Line Niou
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Nothing radical about not wanting to get shot in school. Nothing radical about wanting control over your own body. Nothing radical about wanting enough clean air and clean water to live a healthy life. Nothing radical about wanting the wealthy to pay their fair share.
08:51 PM - Apr 08, 2023
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The serpent in the bible had arms and legs and could talk. So it probably looked like a crocodile. Or an alligator. I forget which can talk.
08:08 PM - Apr 06, 2023
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I would like for someone to please make a t-shirt that says mangia business #🇮🇹
07:59 AM - Apr 02, 2023
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Who called it working remotely and not working at the post-office
07:30 AM - Mar 31, 2023
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Dylan
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It’s the guns, stupid
07:07 AM - Mar 30, 2023
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The Nashville shooter was being treated for mental illness & yet bought 7 guns from 5 stores, in just a few days leading up to the killings. The mental health was being addressed. The guns...were not.
03:00 PM - Mar 28, 2023
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George = George
John = Jerry
Paul = Elaine
Ringo = Kramer
(George = Larry)
08:12 AM - Mar 28, 2023
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I needed a specific piece for my clock so I went to the second hand store
07:27 AM - Mar 21, 2023
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Me: who are your favorite composers?
A chicken: Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach!!
07:42 AM - Mar 19, 2023
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If single-handedly means by yourself without anyone else’s help shouldn’t it be double-handedly?
07:34 AM - Mar 13, 2023
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As a consumer—of products and content—you decide every day who gets your attention and money. One of the easiest and most consequential things you can do is be conscious of where you channel it. Lift up helpful people and perspectives. Avoid amplifying people and platforms that do harm.
06:52 AM - Mar 09, 2023
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Who called it getting PTO approved and not getting cleared for takeoff
07:43 AM - Mar 06, 2023
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Phone numbers 🤝 Hands
Ten digits
06:41 AM - Mar 03, 2023
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A shirt that says I’d rather be fishing on the front and then on the back it says for complements
11:06 AM - Feb 28, 2023
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They should’ve called that movie where the guy dates his operating system code dependent
02:01 PM - Feb 25, 2023
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A photograph and some film? That's a pic and roll.
11:52 AM - Feb 21, 2023
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