Let me make this clear for the one-millionth time; we will never sell our users' data, period. I have been against spying on users and selling their data for decades. I literally developed an encryption product called Cloak to safeguard users' private data.
06:07 PM - Jul 09, 2023
What do you call a sad dog that's made of fruit?
A Melon Collie.
A Melon Collie.
06:48 AM - May 30, 2023
What do you do when you’re being attacked by a group of clowns?
Go for the juggler.
Go for the juggler.
11:31 AM - May 28, 2023
The Republican Party is like arsonists who burn down your home, blame you for the fire, and then lecture you on fire safety.
You know what added trillions in debt?
GOP wars in Afghanistan and Iraq
GOP tax cuts in 2001, 2003, and 2017
GOP recessions in 2008 and 2020
You know what added trillions in debt?
GOP wars in Afghanistan and Iraq
GOP tax cuts in 2001, 2003, and 2017
GOP recessions in 2008 and 2020
06:38 PM - May 25, 2023
Jim Jordan is totally fine with having bogus "whistleblowers" paid by Donald Trump advisor Kash Patel at the "Weaponization of Government" hearing.
LaW aNd OrDeR.
LaW aNd OrDeR.
10:44 PM - May 18, 2023
This would be hysterical if 20 people didn’t literally die in subzero temperatures.
04:00 PM - May 19, 2023
Defaulting on America's debt is not negotiating; it's extortion.
06:00 PM - May 19, 2023
JOURNALISM 101 RULE: If someone says it’s raining, and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out of the fucking window and find out which is true. — Now more than ever.
03:28 PM - Apr 20, 2023
Shit on a shingle, Clarence Thomas is worse than we imagined, and we imagined pretty hard. https://www.propublica.org/article/clarence-thomas-harlan-crow-private-school-tuition-scotus
07:10 AM - May 04, 2023
2 Threaded Spouts
🚨 BREAKING! Rep. Colin Allred, has announced he will challenge Ted Cruz for Senate. Allred was stuck in the Capitol on Jan 6 and blamed Cruz for an attempt to deny the election.
He's no stranger to tough races and his victory over popular GOP Pete Sessions shows he has the potential to win.
He's no stranger to tough races and his victory over popular GOP Pete Sessions shows he has the potential to win.
12:11 PM - May 03, 2023
Every country has mental illness, but it’s America that has the epidemic of gun violence and mass shootings.
It’s the guns.
It’s the guns.
11:29 PM - May 01, 2023
When I was in school, I had 2 major concerns.
Would I get good grades?
Did the other kids like me?
I never worried about getting shot.
#FuckTheNRA
Would I get good grades?
Did the other kids like me?
I never worried about getting shot.
#FuckTheNRA
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Pancake Anarcho @AnonOpsSeThe “well regulated militia” had 10 mass-shootings between Friday and Sunday
We are pissed off and sick and tired of hearing the #RepublicansAreTheNewTaliban bullshit
#Anonymous #OpGOP
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06:30 AM - May 01, 2023
It’s a never ending crime spree…
Gifted article.
Gifted article.
11:47 PM - Apr 28, 2023
I still say the perfect resolution to the question of abortion is: If you don't believe in abortion ... don't have one.
07:35 AM - Apr 28, 2023
I went to a bookstore and saw a book titled "How to solve 50% of your problems".
I bought 2.
I bought 2.
07:28 AM - Apr 28, 2023
MAGA Republicans wrap themselves in American flags, claiming to be the party of patriotism, yet those same Republicans want to cut the health care benefits of real patriots who sacrificed their lives for our country.
We MUST #ProtectVeteransHealthCare .
We MUST #ProtectVeteransHealthCare .
06:21 PM - Apr 26, 2023
I just voted NO on the MAGA Republican bill to raise the debt ceiling. I can't support a bill that includes slashing critical funds that will hurt working families, the middle class, and our veterans.
When a fraudster like George Santos is the deciding vote, you know the bill is a fraud.
When a fraudster like George Santos is the deciding vote, you know the bill is a fraud.
06:33 PM - Apr 26, 2023
BREAKING: The Steve Bannon associate who stole 100s of thousands of $ from Trump supporters who thought they were donating to build the wall has been sentenced to 4-1/4 years.
Brian Kolfage will have to forfeit $17.9M and pay $2.9M in restitution.
Sounds like he’s getting a wall. Around himself!
Brian Kolfage will have to forfeit $17.9M and pay $2.9M in restitution.
Sounds like he’s getting a wall. Around himself!
09:34 PM - Apr 26, 2023
Why do horses have low divorce rates?
They have stable relationships.
They have stable relationships.
06:36 AM - Apr 26, 2023
I told my Wife I was building a model of Mount Everest, she asked, "Is it to scale?"
I replied, "No, it's to look at.”
I replied, "No, it's to look at.”
06:11 AM - Apr 20, 2023
If 2 wrongs don't make a right, what do 2 rights make?
A working airplane.
A working airplane.
06:19 AM - Apr 19, 2023
Anybody else curious if GOP megadonor Harlan Crow paid off Brett Kavanaugh’s $92,000 country club fees, $200,000 credit card debt, and $1.2 million mortgage in addition to Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas’ lavish lifestyle to buy himself a second right-wing SCOTUS seat?
12:20 PM - Apr 06, 2023
Great question, that demands an answer.
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Andrea Junker @StrandjunkerAnybody else curious if GOP megadonor Harlan Crow paid off Brett Kavanaugh’s $92,000 country club fees, $200,000 credit card debt, and $1.2 million mortgage in addition to Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas’ lavish lifestyle to buy himself a second right-wing SCOTUS seat?12:20 PM - Apr 06, 2023
10:32 AM - Apr 08, 2023
Justice Clarence Thomas's 20 years of accepting luxury gifts, including superyacht vacations and rides on private jets, demand serious congressional oversight. https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/04/06/clarence-thomas-luxury-trips-propublica-supreme-c...
07:10 AM - Apr 07, 2023
In response to Christopher Bouzy.
A major reason conservative sites like Truth Social and Gettr can't take off is because there's no one for the right to rage at directly on there. No celebrities or talent outside of right wing media interact on there. Get's boring screaming in a mirror.
12:15 PM - Apr 02, 2023
Your constant reminder: Dropping the Soros name is an anti-Semitic dog whistle.
07:26 PM - Mar 31, 2023
It’s Saturday. As we said on my old show, Serenity Now.
11:39 AM - Apr 01, 2023
In response to Pamela Keith.
#RonDeSantis reveals his fascist leanings once again claiming he will unconstitutionally
defy an extradition which he does not have the power to do
defy an extradition which he does not have the power to do
06:59 AM - Mar 31, 2023
"A Person charged in any State...who shall...be found in another State, shall on Demand of the executive Authority of the State from which he fled, be delivered up, to be removed to the State having Jurisdiction..."
-U.S. Constitution, Article IV, section 2
-U.S. Constitution, Article IV, section 2
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Joe Marino @Joemarino2017#RonDeSantis reveals his fascist leanings once again claiming he will unconstitutionally06:59 AM - Mar 31, 2023
defy an extradition which he does not have the power to do
07:09 AM - Mar 31, 2023
