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Happy Birthday, @blackcatprose ! Hope you have a spectacular day!
07:21 AM - May 08, 2024
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Holy White Buttons, I want this so very much.

GIF: Cartoon of dancing White Button mushroom
Lola Gayle @LolaGayleC
OMG I spit my water out. 🤣
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I've created a mercenary comic book hero called The Abortionist.™️

She rescues women from unwanted pregnancies and equalizes the men who wronged them. ©️

Her sidekick is a bear.
05:09 PM - May 06, 2024
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thread 2 Threaded Spouts
Or - OR - now just hear me out - Susan Collins is a mealy-mouthed piece of shit who's been openly enabling the drip-feed of autocratic creep whilst wearing a goofy-ass 'Who, Me?' mask for her entire sham of a career. Or she makes terrible decisions. Who knows?
Tristan Snell @tristansnell
Susan Collins calls Texas Supreme Court ruling on Kate Cox "a terrible decision."

Susan Collins was the deciding vote for Brett Kavanaugh, claiming he'd uphold Roe.

Brett Kavanaugh was the 5th vote to overturn Roe.

Looks like Susan Collins also made "a terrible decision."
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You know you're a MidWesterner when you're buried beneath a pile of the sads, but all you can think about is something fried, covered in cheese, with a side of gravy, probably, just in case.
07:04 PM - May 04, 2024
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#DogsOfSpoutible
Here's to good boys and all the sweet girls;
Here's to chew toys and dirt-clotted curls.
To every mud print on the freshly-mopped floor;
To all the attacks when you come through the door.
When they make their way on, remember this toast:
Here's to the ones who loved us the most❤️
11:29 AM - May 04, 2024
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May the fourth be with you! I stand with #JoeBWanKenobi and pilot #Kamala
10:45 AM - May 04, 2024 (Edited)
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May the 4th be with you! I stand with Luke Skywalker and Joe-B-Wan Kenobi today, and every day ever after!
07:09 AM - May 04, 2024
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We are learning new things! Yay!
Lil @Lil
I takes 5 people flagging a request for a fact check. I am 1 of 5.
09:52 PM - May 03, 2024
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Not cool, you guys. Not cool. Someone please do something about this.
02:31 AM - May 03, 2024
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The entire Christian Nationalist movement summed up in one fucking meme
11:37 PM - May 02, 2024
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Will post for balls and snacks
Christopher Bouzy @cbouzy
Threads is offering certain users financial incentives to post. This will end in tears.

https://www.socialmediatod...

https://www.theinformation...
05:57 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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Ozzy’s stank-nasty night farts are making the paint peel. Instead of murdering him in a gravel pit, Ima just open the window. #DogsOfSpoutible #DontMurderYourDogsForBeingDogs #NoemIsAPsychopath
11:53 PM - Apr 26, 2024 (Edited)
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Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit.
Marshall Julie @MHJulie
😎
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I am dissatisfied with the current quality of my fucking hiccups and I would like to speak with the manager. Get that finger out of my face and bring me another vodka tonic. With lime, this time, you savage!
11:51 AM - Apr 25, 2024 (Edited)
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Goose @Goose
10:19 AM - Apr 25, 2024
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All the cat ladies, get your paws up!
Milla Mélomane @Britpoptarts
Grab your cats, time to celebrate
07:23 PM - Apr 24, 2024
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I absolutely love the quiet sound of Ozzy’s gentle snoring in the middle of the night.
#DogsOfSpoutible
02:46 AM - Apr 22, 2024
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Ok, y’all. Wake up. Get with me. Post your #art . #WouldYouHangThis ?
05:01 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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Artists and art enthusiasts: Let’s do a thing, yeah? We’ll call it, ‘Would You Actually Hang This? hashtag ArtOfSpoutible or some such. I’ll jump in and go first, and probably second and third if no-one gets up the nerve. C’mon, everyone!! Share your art!
04:31 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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Not all geese are honking wankers. Some geese are helpful geese. This goose might even let you pet him. Just kidding. Never, ever pet the geese.
Goose @Goose
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10:27 PM - Apr 19, 2024
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Ozzy got himself all spruced up and floofy to welcome all the new #PostRefugee Spouties. He is clearly thrilled about it.
#DogsOfSpoutible
09:24 PM - Apr 19, 2024 (Edited)
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Can't we please just go back to simpler times by resolving disputes with elaborate dancing?
12:04 AM - Apr 19, 2024
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Ozzy’s afternoon
#DogsOfSpoutible
10:25 PM - Apr 17, 2024 (Edited)
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Weekend At Donnie's
10:54 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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Your moment of zen:
11:52 AM - Apr 11, 2024
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You guys, this is actually me:
08:50 AM - Apr 11, 2024
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Threads is a rendering plant. X is a killing floor. Truth Social is an abattoir. @Spoutible is a garden.
11:36 PM - Apr 09, 2024
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Eclipse Day got weird for the dogs. For obvious reasons, we kept them confined inside for the duration, but that was also pretty difficult for them. I went all soft and dumb and tried to compensate with little treaties from our Eclipse meal of boneless ribs and burgers. And now I'm paying the price.
12:28 AM - Apr 09, 2024
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