Michael Sorenson
B
In response to Phred.
😁
11:30 PM - May 14, 2024
0
3
Michael Sorenson
B
In response to Christopher Bouzy.
Once again...

Q: How did he die?

A: #TheRussianFlew
01:48 PM - Aug 23, 2023
0
4
Michael Sorenson
B
In response to Elayne Boosler.
"Ted's just flattered that we love him. That we really, REALLY love him." 😒 #TrophyFlambé
08:37 PM - Aug 04, 2023
0
1
Michael Sorenson
B
In response to Diane Turner.
"Won't make it. There was Novichok™ on that last plate he threw across the room..." 👋🏽🌇🤸‍♂️ #CheatedCOVID #GotByTheRussianFlew #satire
06:33 AM - Jul 28, 2023
1
1
Michael Sorenson
B
In response to Brett Meiselas.
"This is a 'Tamper Trap' for Trump, isn't it?" 😏🍿🥖⏱️ #BetterBringYourLunch
10:48 PM - Jul 25, 2023
0
0
Michael Sorenson
B
In response to Anne NotOfCleves.
06:20 AM - Jul 24, 2023
0
1
Michael Sorenson
B
In response to Andrea Jones.
"My fellow frogs: This #MFN water has been boiling for a minute. Let's jump." 🤨🍲🐸
12:34 AM - Jul 22, 2023
0
1
Michael Sorenson
B
In response to Myles Higgins ?.
In the inimitable words of Hank Moody, "Welcome to the party, Muthaph***aaaa!!!" 😉😄
11:54 AM - Jul 21, 2023
0
1
Michael Sorenson
B
In response to Royce Hansen.
"Jack Smith is about to put so many Republicans in prison, people are going to think there was a 'White Sale.'"
02:47 AM - Jul 20, 2023
0
4
Michael Sorenson
B
In response to Secret Agent.
Schoolly D - Am I Black Enough For You? ('King Of New York' Speedy Mix) - YouTube

After watching the awesome 'King Of New York' again recently on DVD, a certain version of Schoolly D's 1989 classic 'Am I Black Enough For You?', playing dur...

08:56 PM - Jul 19, 2023
0
1
Michael Sorenson
B
In response to Christopher Bouzy.
Controversy - YouTube

Provided to YouTube by Legacy RecordingsControversy · PrinceControversy℗ 1981 NPG Records, Inc. under exclusive license to Legacy RecordingsReleased on: 1981...

02:38 PM - Jul 19, 2023
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3
Michael Sorenson
B
In response to Christopher Bouzy.
"Don't make the man put a 'Microsoft 900' number on the support accounts." 😉👨‍💻
10:31 PM - Jul 17, 2023
0
1
Michael Sorenson
B
In response to Dave Plus Coffee (he/him).
"Yeah? Well... I'll f🤬 a DUCK..." 😄🦆 #satire #NoMaga #Ever
01:55 PM - Jul 17, 2023
0
3
Michael Sorenson
B
In response to SAJ.
"One day, someone's going to figure out how to bottle that privilege and become a Billionaire selling it to the masses." 🤨😒☕ #DudeThatsPrettyHeavyB4MyCoffeeK #news #Cults #getout
10:35 AM - Jul 16, 2023 (Edited)
1
1
Michael Sorenson
B
In response to Ayize Sabater.
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🤭 #MmmHmm
12:34 PM - Jul 14, 2023
0
1
Michael Sorenson
B
In response to The Spoutonian Film Club.
"We need to get Brother Wendell over here on the 'Whale App...'" 🤔
07:09 AM - Jul 13, 2023
2
3
Michael Sorenson
B
In response to The Spoutonian Film Club.
Goodnight, TSFC. 😴
10:01 PM - Jul 11, 2023
0
1
Michael Sorenson
B
In response to Diane Turner.
First 10 Movies to get to know me:

1. A New Leaf
2. Blue Collar
3. The Dekalog
4. Do the Right Thing
5. The Insider
6. Romance
7. After Hours
8. Bliss (Joe Begos)
9. Strange Days
10. Converging with Angels
01:20 AM - Jul 11, 2023
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Michael Sorenson
B
In response to Ola.
Controversial Take: One day, an astute social theorist will write a best-selling non-fiction book on "How the American Dream Destroyed Michael Jackson." 😢🕺🏾#GoodToWearThatRing #SadToBeTheKing
03:10 PM - Jul 09, 2023
0
0
Michael Sorenson
B
In response to John Bolton's Mustache™️☑️.
🧢👨‍💻 "Yeah, well, we've got BLUE hats now, Mitch." 😉😄 #MAGAFA #Spoutible #BlackTech #JoinUs
11:07 AM - Jul 09, 2023
0
0
Michael Sorenson
B
In response to Marie Jamison.
👋💸
10:36 AM - Jul 07, 2023
0
4
Michael Sorenson
B
In response to BNO News.
🤣
02:50 PM - Jul 06, 2023
0
2
Michael Sorenson
B
In response to Maxwell Mercy.
HumanGeneratedAdCopy: "Why would you build another nest from leftover threads when the best and brightest have all gone to sea?" 🐳 #Spoutible #stoptheinsanity
11:12 PM - Jul 05, 2023
0
1
Michael Sorenson
B
In response to Ola.
"Ain't no chains on ME, man..." - Franklin Saint #SnowFallFX
02:21 PM - Jul 05, 2023
0
0
Michael Sorenson
B
In response to Myles Higgins ?.
I remember body-painted Goldie Hawn's go-go dancing interludes on LAUGH-IN. 📺 #nostalgia #sockittome
06:32 AM - Jul 05, 2023
1
2
Michael Sorenson
B
In response to Christopher Bouzy.
Wow. Sounds like "Elon, Yuri & Friends" are taking Steve Bannon's "Flood the zone with 💩" approach to tech espionage. 🙄🖥️ #BigWall #HowdyaMissIt
11:41 AM - Jul 04, 2023
0
2
Michael Sorenson
B
In response to Ola.
Hope your executive tenure at 🐦 is "pay or play" with a generous signing bonus #LindaYaccarino . Because you never know... 😬📉💸 #SomebodyStopHim
02:08 AM - Jul 02, 2023
0
1
Michael Sorenson
B
In response to Christopher Bouzy.
"You'll notice our expression is not one of surprise." 🤷‍♂️🙄

https://www.engadget.com/t...
07:29 PM - Jul 01, 2023
0
2
Michael Sorenson
B
In response to Michael Sorenson.
"What the f🤬 did we say." 🤷‍♂️🙄

https://twitter.com/FilmTh...
07:26 PM - Jul 01, 2023
0
0
Michael Sorenson
B
In response to BNO News.
"Look, Jim: Everything over at the #ZombieBirdHouse was working just FINE until your 'genius' arrived. So no, we DON'T believe that the ice cream machine is broken again as a matter of coincidence." 🙄 #RichPlease
01:29 PM - Jul 01, 2023
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