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My response to today's #vss365 word prompt of #dalliance . #PoemADay #poetrylovers #amwriting

"Find the Perfect Words"
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09:29 AM - May 21, 2023
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Eric Montgomery
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A fun #photo I captured this morning while on my sunrise walk. See more #Photography on my blog:

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03:22 PM - May 20, 2023
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Eric Montgomery
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06:01 AM - May 20, 2023
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05:57 AM - May 19, 2023
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06:42 AM - May 17, 2023
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Eric Montgomery
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What kind of medicine do ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-eye-biotics!
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#DadJokes #funny #lol
06:35 PM - May 16, 2023
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Eric Montgomery
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My roommate asked me not to play anymore of Backstreet Boy’s songs. So I answered:

“Tell me why?”
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06:34 PM - May 16, 2023
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Eric Montgomery
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I was feeling depressed. So my friend put her hand on my shoulder and said: "Earth."

That meant the world to me.
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06:32 PM - May 16, 2023
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Eric Montgomery
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I have a pen that can write underwater.

It can write other words as well.
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06:31 PM - May 16, 2023
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Eric Montgomery
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Amber Heard had a child with Charlie Sheen. They agreed the child would live with Charlie and take his last name...

The child was to be Sheen, not Heard.
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06:30 PM - May 16, 2023
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Eric Montgomery
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The other day, I found a suitcase full of little furry kittens. I immediately called 911.

They asked me if the kittens were moving. I said I don't know, but that would explain the suitcase...
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06:28 PM - May 16, 2023
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Eric Montgomery
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My offering in response to today's #vss365 word prompt of #smashing .

A Pumpkin's Mouth
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01:26 PM - May 15, 2023
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Eric Montgomery
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Poetry is Not Dead is a #podcast that is dedicated to showcasing #Poetry from independent authors, by reading aloud their beautiful words. #poetrycommunity

We're always looking for new poetry to read aloud. Visit us today to learn more!

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12:01 AM - May 15, 2023
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Eric Montgomery
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A new poem I published this morning. I hope you enjoy. #Poetry #poem #readapoem #WritingCommunity

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09:46 AM - May 14, 2023 (Edited)
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Eric Montgomery
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Today's #vss365 word prompt is "nest"
#PoemADay #poem #Poetry
03:51 AM - May 14, 2023
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Eric Montgomery
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I saw a midget climbing down a prison wall and I thought to myself…

That’s a little con-descending.
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04:19 AM - May 10, 2023
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03:12 AM - May 10, 2023
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Eric Montgomery
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For today's #vss365 word prompt, I wrote an Ode to the word switch...
#poets #Poetry
06:59 AM - May 09, 2023
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Eric Montgomery
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I wrote a self-help book to avoid falling down stairs.

It’s a step-by-step guide.
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01:14 PM - May 08, 2023
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12:59 PM - May 08, 2023
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Just published a new #poem ... "A Way Out"
My attempt to explain what it's like to live with #bipolar and #anxiety .

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09:35 AM - May 07, 2023
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I saw a robber breaking into his own house...

...I guess he was working from home.
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09:22 AM - May 07, 2023
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A sausage, an omelet, and a pancake walk into a bar.

The bartender yells, "Get outta here! We don't serve breakfast!"
*snort*
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#DadJokes #funny #lol
09:21 AM - May 07, 2023
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Eric Montgomery
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Did you hear about the man who invented the shovel?

Some say he had a ground breaking invention.
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09:21 AM - May 06, 2023
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Eric Montgomery
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I am the host, and producer, of a #podcast called Poetry is Not Dead. We just dropped our weekly episode. Have a listen!
02:52 PM - May 05, 2023
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Eric Montgomery
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#Poet #Poetry #poetrycommunity

Addicted

A love poem, for a future love...

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07:30 AM - May 04, 2023
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Eric Montgomery
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A man was told that after a vasectomy, he wouldn't have kids anymore...

...but when he got home, they were still there!
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07:24 AM - May 04, 2023
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Eric Montgomery
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New #poem posted yesterday, come have a read (and maybe share)...

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02:36 AM - May 03, 2023
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Eric Montgomery
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What shivers and sits on the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.
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07:29 AM - May 02, 2023
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Eric Montgomery
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A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget’s Thesaurus spilled its load on the highway.

Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, surprised, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, confounded, astonished, and numbed.

#DadJokes #funny #lol
07:29 AM - May 02, 2023
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