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Thank fuck House Republicans have a proper leader again so they can get back to earnest deliberations about how to apply their principled ideology of doing absolute fuckall about giant goddamn problems that yield wakes of corpses.

03:16 PM - Oct 26, 2023

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"How is that fascist?"

- old White Guy Who Full-Throatedly Supported, and Still Supports, a Violent Attempt to Overthrow the US Constitution and Establish a Fascist Dictatorship That Would Wreak Righteous Vengeance Upon All Degenerate, Heretical and Miscegenated Enemies Within proverb

04:10 PM - Aug 17, 2023

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I cried havoc and let slip the dogs of war and they chased the neighbors' cat and knocked over a scaffold and now I am at war with Tom and Becca Koenig.

03:45 PM - Aug 09, 2023

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Shout out to every MAGA Republican fascist sack of shit in #Ohio tonight with the reminder that, whenever YOU personally are sad about a democratic outcome, it is genuinely good for the world.

04:29 AM - Aug 09, 2023

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If you ever wondered if there was a hard metric of whose opinion on which subject mattered the absolute least to any remote aspect of actual fucking reality, here you go.

09:10 PM - Aug 07, 2023

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Question for #LegalSpoutible : I can almost see the case for the Three Time Defendant to keep his #SecretService detail while serving his prison sentence, but will he be allowed to keep #MaggieHaberman , too? 🤔
#fuckTrump #LockHimUp #mediafail

Kristen Wixx @KristenWixx

Oh, FFS.

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Oh, look. He's already sweet-talking the jury pool. The only part of this that's true is the last part. It was a good day.

06:52 PM - Aug 03, 2023

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Your conservative friends and family might be on edge today so here is a periodic reminder to check in on them via social media and dime them into the feds for the murders and terrorist acts they are likely plotting.

11:18 AM - Aug 03, 2023

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A libertarian going down on you is called "fountainhead," which doesn't technically exist because, just on principle, libertarians are against doing all that work just to benefit someone else.

10:44 AM - Aug 03, 2023

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The sheriff of Fulton County, Georgia, Patrick “Pat” Labat said that if Donald Trump were to be indicted in connection with efforts to overturn the 2020 election in the state, he would not receive special treatment, and would be booked and photographed like other defendants.

Sounds good to me.

01:25 PM - Aug 02, 2023

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Navarro?

I Smoked Threads @DKnight

Trump's criminal conspirators*

Co-conspirator 1: Rudy Giuliani
Co-conspirator 2: John Eastman
Co-conspirator 3: Sidney Powell
Co-conspirator 4: Jeffrey Clark
Co-conspirator 5: Kenneth Chesebro
Co-conspirator 6: "political consultant"
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I made this for my legacy facebook buds but you kids might also enjoy it. #trumpindictment

06:10 PM - Aug 01, 2023

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I just met a corgi puppy and I need to report that corgi puppies aren't even real, they are synthetic cutemonsters fabricated from cartoons, plush toys and happy happy songs in a factory itself made of candy, delight and hope.

01:07 AM - Aug 01, 2023

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Pornstars swear an awful lot in pornography videos. Let's clean it up, people!

03:35 PM - Jul 29, 2023

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I like the phrase "snitches get stitches" because it suggests that, in spite of its incumbent violence, the criminal underworld is proactive about timely affordable healthcare.

03:35 PM - Jul 28, 2023

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Yay, it's GrrlScientist! SciComm at Forbes ⧖ Ⓥ

Avoid future party invites by going to parties with a pricing gun and grossly undervaluing all your friends' stuff with colorful stickers.

11:08 AM - Jul 23, 2023

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Grimm echoed

@grrlscientist

An otter in California is on the run from local & federal authorities, wanted for aggressively confronting locals & stealing surfboards at a popular beach

https://www.npr.org/2023/0...

npr.org

Otter 841 continues to evade capture in Santa Cruz : NPR

Otter 841 has become a celebrity after a month of stealing surfboards at a popular beach in Santa Cruz. Authorities are trying to catch her, but the otter's fans want her to be left alone in the wild.

10:50 AM - Jul 23, 2023

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My counterpoint to #JasonAldean 's romantic ode to small-town lynching, proffered as someone who grew up in a burg of 750 people.
https://www.youtube.com/wa...

Salt of the Earth - YouTube

Provided to YouTube by CDBabySalt of the Earth · Matthew GrimmDumpster-Fire Days℗ 2020 Matthew GrimmReleased on: 2020-06-01Auto-generated by YouTube.

05:48 PM - Jul 21, 2023

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In response to Marc Elias.

Everyone single person needs to take one task. Registering a voter, knocking on doors, #PostcardsToVoters , text/phone banking, driving someone to the polls, election worker, something. Anything. Just pick the one you enjoy the most and do it.

10:15 AM - Jul 18, 2023

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Throwback to the #WGA strike of 15 years ago when I zipped my brand-spanking-new song "One Big Union" over to some Hollywood dorks and they cobbled together this vid on the fly.

Solidarity with #WGA and #SAGAFTRA and motherfucking #ronperlman .

One Big Union - YouTube

Writer Strike coverage, filmed on location in Burbank, CA

03:13 PM - Jul 19, 2023

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Happy Target Letter Day to all who observe.

04:26 PM - Jul 18, 2023

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It's cool, everyone, I'm sure mega-rich GOP-patron coup-supporting fascist assholes just want what's best for the Democratic Party and America by bankrolling an enfleshed-horseshoe-theory dipshit whom exactly zero people OTHER than Republicans want to run and only Naomi Wolf will vote for.

#RFKjr

popular.info

GOP donors fuel RFK Jr's presidential campaign

Mark Dickson, a Californian who amassed a fortune treating aluminum for the aerospace industry, has donated more than $450,000 to federal candidates since 2015. The total includes $400,000 to Trump Victory, the joint fundraising committee that allows individuals to contribute large amounts to suppor..

03:48 PM - Jul 17, 2023

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Pretty cool that the new playground at Tenney Park has a swing for Master Blaster.

04:20 PM - Jul 12, 2023

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The #ChristianDating app ads won't leave me alone on YouTube no matter how many fucking times I block them so I'm thinking of joining one just to see if I can make every last person I encounter there shit their pants and cry.

10:42 PM - Jul 11, 2023

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Reminder.

06:19 PM - Jul 11, 2023

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Bad for free speech. It's almost as if you can't be a wealthy fucking shitsack fomenting a coup to overthrow the republic & make it a jackboot-stomped shitscape where all must bow to an illiterate racist dumbfuck messiah without rational people oppressing you by not buying your shit product. UNFAIR

Fighting For Democracy! @Charm

Can you smell the Karma? Mike Lindell Reveals MyPillow Has Lost $100M as he auctions off equipment amid multiple lawsuits, plunging sales, and rejections from top retailers. They did cancel culture on us, he said. 🤣

https://www.newsweek.com/m...

Mike Lindell Reveals MyPillow Has Lost $100M as He Auctions Off Equipment

MyPillow is auctioning 854 pieces of equipment online after Mike Lindell admitted the company has taken a financial hit following his election rigging claims.

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