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Got my Dark Brandon mug. Life is good. 😎
04:20 PM - Aug 12, 2023
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Can Trump avoid violating the terms of his release for longer than this head of lettuce?
07:29 PM - Aug 03, 2023
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It's that time again.
04:30 PM - Aug 03, 2023
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Wait until he hears when we wrote the Constitution
07:25 PM - Aug 02, 2023
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11:16 PM - Aug 01, 2023
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Today is a good day.
06:39 PM - Aug 01, 2023
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He's shitting his pants 😆
05:39 PM - Aug 01, 2023
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LET'S GO
05:21 PM - Aug 01, 2023
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BREAKING ON MSNBC:

"Grand Jury Returns Indictment for Unnamed Individual in Election Probe"
05:17 PM - Aug 01, 2023
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MSNBC chyron: "Grand Jury Foreman in Magistrate's Courtroom"

DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
05:10 PM - Aug 01, 2023
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08:28 PM - Jul 27, 2023
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"Uh oh! He doesn't look too happy! He's been using Brand X."
07:20 PM - Jul 24, 2023
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$44 billion - $30 billion = x

Solve for x.
08:34 PM - Jul 23, 2023
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Bird: “why does this seed taste like mammal balls?”

Squirrel: “sorry dude, it was hot and I was splooting in the feeder to cool off”

Bird: “JFC man, what the fuck, I bring my kids to this feeder”
09:55 PM - Jul 19, 2023
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05:22 PM - Jul 18, 2023
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Twitter broke again, this time by turning off API access for its own web interface (including Tweetdeck). Elon is SUCH a genius.

#TwitterDown
12:55 PM - Mar 06, 2023
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Hi!

This is my first Spout. I've decided to open with a picture of Smudge (top) and Mr. Beans. 🥰

They're my little angel on one shoulder & devil on the other shoulder. If you're wondering, Smudge is the devil (she uses cuteness as a WEAPON), and Mr. Beans is the angel (total snuggle bear)
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