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My boyfriend discovered a movie on HBO Max called "The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia" & now we're debating whether that is the worst movie title ever or the BEST movie title ever

#Movies #horror #haha #DoYouHaveToUseHashtagsOnSpout ? #filmlife #HBOMax
02:58 PM - May 13, 2023
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My strategy to teach our dog to stop begging for food when we’re eating dinner is to firmly say “no,” and my boyfriend’s strategy is to give her a small piece of chicken or fish.
03:31 PM - May 05, 2023
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The thing we need to realize is that A.I. is going to kill us whether or not it becomes self-aware.
11:27 PM - May 02, 2023
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It’s my birthday! This year, in lieu of cards or expensive gifts, I just ask that you reply and quote the funniest spout you’ve seen this year.

And maybe echo this if you’re feeling especially generous.
02:19 PM - Apr 17, 2023
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girl at cash register: you have a nice beard!

me: thanks

girl: reminds me of my grandpa!

me: work on your complimenting
02:13 PM - Apr 17, 2023
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“Hi, are you Kia? Kia Forte?” is possibly the most embarrassing thing I’ve said to an Uber driver
02:50 PM - Apr 09, 2023
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ROBIN WILLIAMS AS MUSEUMS
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Robin Williams as the Philadelphia Museum of Art
09:33 PM - Mar 16, 2023
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Hot startup idea: Shazam, but for smells
07:14 AM - Feb 19, 2023
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When you’re walking your dog on the sidewalk and someone else is walking their dog in the opposite direction, the person with the cuter dog has right of way.
02:39 PM - Feb 22, 2023
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Normalize not sending text messages that say, "Call me!"
06:54 PM - Feb 20, 2023
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When I was im grade school, I bought the Falco album with “Rock Me, Amadeus” on it, Falco 3.
Secret Agent @BookSellerX
Johann "Hans" Hölzel (19 Feb 1957 – 6 Feb 1998), better known by his stage name Falco, was an Austrian singer, musician, and songwriter. According to his estate, he has sold 20 million albums and 40 million singles, which makes him the best-selling Austrian singer of all time.
https://youtu.be/kVNP
Falco - Rock Me Amadeus (Official Video), Full HD (Digitally Remastered and Upscaled) - YouTube

All rights belong to their respective owners. Digitally remastered and AI Full HD 1080 Upscaled.Facebook | https://www.facebook.com/officialfalco Youtube | h...

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Customer Assistance: Just so you know, this call may be recorded for quality assurance purpo—

Me: Oh, I have a feeling THEY'RE GONNA BE PLAYING THIS ONE BACK FOR YEARS
07:17 AM - Feb 19, 2023
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Hot startup idea: Shazam, but for smells
07:14 AM - Feb 19, 2023
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Did you begin any new hobbies during pandemic? I started drawing cartoons.
06:43 AM - Feb 19, 2023
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Some mornings are like, "The world is a magical place and the day is full of potential," and other mornings are like, "Shut up, birds."
06:37 AM - Feb 19, 2023
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