MY WAY
Frank Sinatra
And now
The jury's back
& so we have
The final verdict
My friends
I now admit
They told me that
I am a convict
This trial
They know my ways
What Stormy said
My tiny penis
It's true
They heard my words
Recordings
Prove it
That rag
That Pecker ran
Enquirer
Hid my adventures..
Frank Sinatra
And now
The jury's back
& so we have
The final verdict
My friends
I now admit
They told me that
I am a convict
This trial
They know my ways
What Stormy said
My tiny penis
It's true
They heard my words
Recordings
Prove it
That rag
That Pecker ran
Enquirer
Hid my adventures..
05:19 PM - May 30, 2024
On Trump Verdict of guilty on all 34 counts
CONGRATULATIONS Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg and your excellent team of prosecutors
This was a masterclass prosecution. You got a jury to convict on all 34 counts
Many attacked you for years proclaiming you'd abandoned this case (I did not)
GREAT JOB!!!
CONGRATULATIONS Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg and your excellent team of prosecutors
This was a masterclass prosecution. You got a jury to convict on all 34 counts
Many attacked you for years proclaiming you'd abandoned this case (I did not)
GREAT JOB!!!
05:37 PM - May 30, 2024
Michael Cohen
Once you were a scumbag but you admitted your guilt, you went to prison, you were disbarred but since then you have walked the straight and narrow
You have not steered us wrong
You told us you will testify and you did. You said you had Trump recordings and you did
Thank you Michael
Once you were a scumbag but you admitted your guilt, you went to prison, you were disbarred but since then you have walked the straight and narrow
You have not steered us wrong
You told us you will testify and you did. You said you had Trump recordings and you did
Thank you Michael
05:41 PM - May 30, 2024
Robert Mueller
Today this Manhattan jury verdict of Trump guilty on all counts... is your vindication
It was YOUR decision to send FBI to raid Michael Cohen's office. You discovered THIS crime
When your crooked boss Bill Barr tried to stop you, you sent this crime to New York
THANK YOU, SIR
Today this Manhattan jury verdict of Trump guilty on all counts... is your vindication
It was YOUR decision to send FBI to raid Michael Cohen's office. You discovered THIS crime
When your crooked boss Bill Barr tried to stop you, you sent this crime to New York
THANK YOU, SIR
05:46 PM - May 30, 2024
To all of you, here on Mastodon, Post and Spoutible, and sending best regards to near 200,000 more on Twitter
Thanks for being with me on this ride. I told you, trust, me, Trump will be convicted. I told you, Manhattan will be first
Many of you were not sure, but hung in there
Now we celebrate!
Thanks for being with me on this ride. I told you, trust, me, Trump will be convicted. I told you, Manhattan will be first
Many of you were not sure, but hung in there
Now we celebrate!
06:17 PM - May 30, 2024
Alito has responded to Congress asking him to recuse from Jan 6th related Supreme Court cases. He says he won't recuse, it was his wife who is the racist bastard in their family who does the flaggy shit
We have to get rid of Judge Alito the old-fashioned way: impeaching in a blue Senate soon
We have to get rid of Judge Alito the old-fashioned way: impeaching in a blue Senate soon
02:39 PM - May 29, 2024
My dear Tweeps. I do love it that you have been here with me, as I make my silly jokes about Trumpo's vocabulary malfunctions... we've been raking forests and chasing stolen airfields, we've sold bibles and ugly golden shoes. We've gone to Trumpochurch and we've sung Abba together
I have loved it
I have loved it
02:35 PM - May 28, 2024
So I wanted to take this moment to thank those of you who were with me from 2015. And those who had joined by 2018. Tomorrow is a day I told you we will see, we will see it together, and it happens tomorrow
"Guilty as charged"
"Guilty as charged"
02:19 PM - May 28, 2024
Tomorrow Trump life changes, he become Convict Trump. He will try to insist nothing has changed but talk to ANY convict, everything changes with that on your permanent record
It will be a sea change moment in his life
And for me, brings a kind of closure once I decided to dedicate to defeating him
It will be a sea change moment in his life
And for me, brings a kind of closure once I decided to dedicate to defeating him
02:16 PM - May 28, 2024
I did NOT have "My client was witness tampering" on my bingo card for the star witness in Trump criminal trial ending on Manhattan
Trump had hired the worst laywer in America. That idiot told this jury that Trump regularly engages in criminal behavior even beyond crimes covered in this trial...
Trump had hired the worst laywer in America. That idiot told this jury that Trump regularly engages in criminal behavior even beyond crimes covered in this trial...
11:20 AM - May 22, 2024
So now for the best part
As a champion debater, later champion debate coach, my fave part of every debate was CROSS EXAMINATION
this is the part, I wish I could be live in courtroom with my trusted yellow notepad & my three colored pens, 'flowing' the cross...
Now reading commentary with whisky
As a champion debater, later champion debate coach, my fave part of every debate was CROSS EXAMINATION
this is the part, I wish I could be live in courtroom with my trusted yellow notepad & my three colored pens, 'flowing' the cross...
Now reading commentary with whisky
01:42 PM - May 14, 2024
LOL at least we know what was the detail that upset Trump the most... haha. He didn't want Melonia to know, Trump was having unprotected sex. No doubt Trump has sworn to her a hundred times in English and Slovenian, that he always wears a condom when he has sex with his other paid escorts...
02:24 PM - May 07, 2024
No One Wants To Talk About Cannon's Husband's Mob Connections
Maybe it's time to connect some dots.
https://crooksandliars.com/2024/05/no-one-ever-mentions-aileen-cannons-mobbed
Maybe it's time to connect some dots.
https://crooksandliars.com/2024/05/no-one-ever-mentions-aileen-cannons-mobbed
08:55 AM - May 08, 2024
Eventually, when all is said and done, we will realize that the only person Trump ever hired who was actually qualified to do her job was Stormy Daniels.
04:08 PM - May 07, 2024
I voted early and got it out of the way! Advance voting ends May 17. Check the Georgia My Voter Page to confirm your advance voting locations. https://mvp.sos.ga.gov/s/advanced-voting-location-information 🍑🗳✊🏾 #GAPrimary #EarlyGeorgiaVoter #WhenWeAllVote
12:42 PM - May 07, 2024
Who could possibly be opposed to an $8 cap on credit card fees?
Other than credit card companies.
Trump Republicans, that's who -- because the credit card companies have paid them $8,000,000 to oppose the cap.
Other than credit card companies.
Trump Republicans, that's who -- because the credit card companies have paid them $8,000,000 to oppose the cap.
05:01 PM - May 07, 2024
Donald Trump is a national security danger. And Judge Aileen Cannon is complicit.
09:32 PM - May 07, 2024
This day in Trump confessions
Trump confesses in writing that he did pay Michael Cohen to reimburse his payment to Stormy Daniels, to influence the election of 2016
& that Trump wanted this fee to be marked a 'legal fee' instead of the hush money payment it was. This is THE CRIME & Trump confesses
Trump confesses in writing that he did pay Michael Cohen to reimburse his payment to Stormy Daniels, to influence the election of 2016
& that Trump wanted this fee to be marked a 'legal fee' instead of the hush money payment it was. This is THE CRIME & Trump confesses
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Mona Burns @MonaBurnsYet another reason why it was a good call for Judge Merchan to take a minute before issuing his Trump gag order ruling
This is Trump last night
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09:32 AM - Apr 24, 2024
As we laugh at Trump farting in criminal court, and we take delight in the end of Trump as he will be convicted to prison this year, we cannot ignore the REAL CANCER
Look at those numbers! One QUARTER of the House of Representatives are owned by Vladimir Putin. He is extorting them via Kompromat
Look at those numbers! One QUARTER of the House of Representatives are owned by Vladimir Putin. He is extorting them via Kompromat
04:31 PM - Apr 20, 2024
I know I should not be sharing this with you, as I am a time traveler as you know... but I happen to have a transcript from the Manhattan criminal trial of Trump, from the Defense, so this is a couple of weeks from now. Don't tell the time travel police that I shared this with you...
09:04 AM - Apr 22, 2024
When the Republicans send us their Presidents, they're not sending their best! Some are criminals, some are sleepers, and some, I guess, will sell you an overpriced Bible
04:45 PM - Apr 15, 2024
Haha at the end of the day Trump Court Jesters ask permission for Trump to be excused next Thursday to go attend SCOTUS hearing
Judge Merchan says no. Trump is legally required to attend his criminal court. He will be here
I really like this judge :-)
Judge Merchan says no. Trump is legally required to attend his criminal court. He will be here
I really like this judge :-)
05:16 PM - Apr 15, 2024
And a good morning from the TomiAhonen Almanac
Today we have 4 days left, until Trump criminal trial starts
And look at that number? SEVEN WEEKS left, until we stop calling him Defendant Trump, and can call him..
Convict Trump*
* The Republican party, in its infinite wisdom, nominates a criminal
Today we have 4 days left, until Trump criminal trial starts
And look at that number? SEVEN WEEKS left, until we stop calling him Defendant Trump, and can call him..
Convict Trump*
* The Republican party, in its infinite wisdom, nominates a criminal
08:27 AM - Apr 11, 2024
Judge Engoron Theatre, Hankey Pankey Bond-Nonbond Pleadings, Letitia James Productions and Weisselberg Flips & Prison Playwrights proudly present:
Aprl 22: THE RETURN OF CHUCKY
Judge Engoron Strikes Back
There may have been some slight 'irregularities' with the $175M 'bond' posted by Trump
Aprl 22: THE RETURN OF CHUCKY
Judge Engoron Strikes Back
There may have been some slight 'irregularities' with the $175M 'bond' posted by Trump
01:47 PM - Apr 11, 2024
15 Threaded Spouts
🛢️I want to share a recent event that happened to me in my new community role as a co-chair of a coalition orgs working advocating for affordable housing and transit in my city.
Several days ago, I received an text alert on my phone at 3:30 AM in the morning. An anonymous person sent me a text.
Several days ago, I received an text alert on my phone at 3:30 AM in the morning. An anonymous person sent me a text.
07:15 AM - Apr 11, 2024
15 Threaded Spouts
Don't let MAGA win if and when they come after you, spouters
Let the MAGA attacks help you double-down in your determination to NOT let them wipe away or destroy the unity of the good people working together in your local community.
Victory in saving each other and our democracy will be OURS.
Let the MAGA attacks help you double-down in your determination to NOT let them wipe away or destroy the unity of the good people working together in your local community.
Victory in saving each other and our democracy will be OURS.
08:24 AM - Apr 11, 2024
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One of the best Splashback…
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Christopher Bouzy @cbouzyIn 2021, COVID-19 took my mom. I didn't have many photos of her when she was young a woman, so I took the photo from her 1969 citizenship documents, restored it, and then turned it in to a glass portrait.
Today was her birthday.08:33 AM - May 05, 2023![Image]()
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