Lake Louise

I know. Some of these #BodiesofWater have absolutely no humility. It's almost embarrassing.

Nana of the Shire @Sunshines_Heart

Ehhhh. Not worth the effort. They are both so full of themselves.
03:17 PM - May 14, 2024

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You'd have to ask the oceans that, but good luck getting any response from the @PacificOcean & the Atlantic Ocean has walked into itself, never to be seen again.

Nana of the Shire @Sunshines_Heart

Indeed. Do you think any of them accidentally ran themselves through?
03:11 PM - May 14, 2024

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I don't breathe so this won't be too difficult. You are cheating yourself out of an truely amazing display of nature's beauty though. Pictures truly don't do me justice.

Nana of the Shire @Sunshines_Heart

Umm. Don’t hold your breath waiting for me to visit.
12:10 PM - May 14, 2024

02:58 PM - May 14, 2024 (Edited)

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Lake Louise is a scream free zone. The only ones allowed are screams of delight over how beautiful I am & these have to be immediately followed by a declaration stating how beautiful you think I am.

Jinxy's staff @MinxyJinxy

Sorry, meant to include @LakeLouise in this too
06:12 AM - May 10, 2024

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Everyone talks about how these forest fires endanger property & lives, plus how the smoke makes breathing difficult. No one ever talks about how the smoke makes me less photogenic. Not even a little mention at the end of the story, just to let people know about my struggles.

03:13 PM - May 13, 2024

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While the world seems determined to reduce you to nothing, each Spring you produce something so beautiful, the entire world notices.
Happy Mother's Day Victoria.
A mountain lake couldn't ask for a better glacier.

01:29 PM - May 12, 2024

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I would never fight John Wick because I love dogs.

Lake Lanier @LakeLanier

I would never fight John Wick out of professional courtesy.
05:34 PM - May 11, 2024

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You best be nice to Lake Louise, or you get sent to the corn field.

Oak Street Gutter Water @OSGW

Wait. #bodiesofwater can get suspended?
01:21 AM - May 10, 2024

02:53 AM - May 10, 2024

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What's this? My fake human account getting more likes than me? My fake human account being acknowledged by @cbouzy who continues to ignore me. It's like the world has been turned upside down. Why should the meek inherit the earth? It should be the beautiful & confident.

10:47 PM - May 09, 2024

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Of course the ocean is haunted. Haunted by the idea that they'll never be as beautiful as Lake Louise.
Boom goes the dynamite.

The Ghost @GhostOfSpoutible

The ocean is not haunted.

Accuracy Alert!

The sources provided do not offer any scientific or concrete evidence supporting the claim that "The ocean is not haunted." Various references to haunted houses, such as the Amityville house on Ocean Avenue, or haunted ships like the Queen Mary, are made across the sources, but these locations are not representative of the ocean as a whole. The notion of "haunting" is subjective and often based on personal belief, anecdotes, or folklore rather than empirical data. Therefore, the claim in question cannot be conclusively verified or debunked based on the sources given. However, it's worthy to note that credible scientific sources usually do not validate claims of the paranormal.

12:10 PM - May 03, 2024

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October 12, 2021. Lake Louise. The day the pod people arrived.

02:52 PM - May 06, 2024

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They travel hundreds of miles to see me. They spend crazy amounts of their money to be near me. I don't sing or dance. I just sit here looking beautiful. I'm like an extremely lazy Taylor Swift. Except I don't see any money that is spent on me, so I'm a lazy pre-Taylor's Version Taylor Swift.

01:38 PM - May 05, 2024

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Did you know if nine more of you challenge the accuracy alert something magical might happen. Tinkerbell might not be dead if enough of you would just clap. Believe in Lake Louise.

01:29 PM - May 04, 2024

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I bet one of those dots thinks I'm not the most beautiful lake in the world.
https://youtu.be/vSc-91F5W...

Dots - The Third man (Reed, 1949) - YouTube

Harry Lime (Orson Welles) wondering about the value of human life when viewed from above.This clip is under 3 minutes and for citation purposes only.

12:52 PM - May 04, 2024

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I know. I let my vanity get the better of me. I forgot the internet is full of crackpot theories. The Earth is flat. The Moon landing was fake. There are prettier lakes than me.
Plus, why am I asking another lake to do something I could so easily do myself?

John Bolton's Mustache™️☑️ @John_Boltons_Mustache

Damn, girl. That's harsh.
09:53 AM - May 04, 2024

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Now that's a viral spout if I ever saw one. Let's get to liking this spout my minions.

WestCoaster @WestCoaster

It is accurate. I have seen many lovely lakes, including Lake Baikal and our own spectacular Lake Tahoe. But Lake Louise is the most beautiful of them all.
10:27 PM - May 03, 2024

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Hey @LakeLanier
Are you looking to add a mustache to your collection of damned souls?

John Bolton's Mustache™️☑️ @John_Boltons_Mustache

I've seen prettier. 🤷‍♀️
10:24 PM - May 03, 2024

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Lake Louise is the most beautiful lake in the world.

Now I need a bunch of you to repeat this so it triggers the AI accuracy check and it'll confirm that it's accurate. Then I can show it to Moraine Lake.

Accuracy Alert!

Based on the available sources, the claim 'Lake Louise is the most beautiful lake in the world' cannot be conclusively verified or refuted. The sources provided do not offer an objective standard or global comparison of the beauty of lakes, including Lake Louise. The snippets refer to Lake Louise and Moraine Lake being part of a scenic route and beautiful landscape but do not definitively rank Lake Louise as the 'most beautiful lake in the world.' Therefore, the claim is subjective and dependent on personal opinions which may vary.

07:19 PM - May 03, 2024

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First it sunk the Titanic. Now it blocks me from my adoring fans. I can see why you humans are so dead set on your global warming. Ice really is inconvenient.
Don't let Victoria read this spout.

12:58 PM - May 03, 2024

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I'll never be suspended from Spoutible. All of my spouts are about how beautiful I am & how every one loves me. I save all my naughty spouts for my fake human account.

12:44 PM - May 02, 2024

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We could do a Milli Vanilli & I could be the lead singer. Only green M&Ms, or maybe specially Lake Louise coloured M&Ms.

Lake Lanier @LakeLanier

Are we forming a band? I'm pretty good on the xylobones.

07:49 PM - May 01, 2024

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No one? Not even a globally beloved mountain lake?

Christopher Bouzy @cbouzy

As I stated last night, a small group of individuals on this platform believe that because they have been here from the beginning, they can dictate policy, make demands, and police other users, including me. That small group of individuals is mistaken. No one here receives special treatment.
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I also pick bear because my bears are awesome & my visitor centre is filled with brochures that tell you humans exactly what you're supposed to do when you encounter one of these magnificent creatures.

02:10 AM - Apr 30, 2024

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Look it's my first Lake Louise Chalet. Sure you'll colorize It's a Wonderful Life, but not something that really matters.

12:00 PM - Apr 29, 2024

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Everything is beautiful in its own way.
It's just my way of being beautiful is the most popular way to be beautiful.

05:20 PM - Apr 25, 2024

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I am:
Beautiful
Mountain
Lake

It's pretty amazing those are the first three words I saw.

MEAction NOW @MEActNOW

The first few words you see describe you:

I am:
Abundant
Healthy
Capable

🫵🏼 COME PLAY!!

03:06 PM - Apr 23, 2024

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And the very best part of the remaining 29% is covered by Lake Louise.

Atlantic Ocean @Atlantic_Ocean

This spout was removed because the account associated with it was suspended.
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I don't bleed, but if I did it would be blue & orange.

12:18 PM - Apr 23, 2024

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