TRUMP ANNUS HORRIBILIS:
January: Jury verdict $83M for E Jean Carroll
February: Judge Engoron ruling $454M for New York
March: Trump pays $91M bond for E Jean Carroll
April: Trump pays $175M bond for New York
May: Trump sat in criminal court every day listening as his own testified against him
January: Jury verdict $83M for E Jean Carroll
February: Judge Engoron ruling $454M for New York
March: Trump pays $91M bond for E Jean Carroll
April: Trump pays $175M bond for New York
May: Trump sat in criminal court every day listening as his own testified against him
08:01 AM - May 30, 2024
When Republicans send us their Presidents, they're not sending their best! Some are rapists, some are convicts, and some I guess, are just criminals.
#VerdictWatch #Convictmas #CommonCriminal #Convicted #LetTrumpBeTrump
#GOP #GOP2024 #MAGA #MAGA2024 #GOP2026 #MAGA2026 #GOP2028 #MAGA2028
#VerdictWatch #Convictmas #CommonCriminal #Convicted #LetTrumpBeTrump
#GOP #GOP2024 #MAGA #MAGA2024 #GOP2026 #MAGA2026 #GOP2028 #MAGA2028
08:32 AM - May 30, 2024
VERDICT WATCH DAY 2
The jury has now heard that testimony repeated which they wanted to hear and has had heard part of the jury instructions re-read to them
They now go back to deliberate
And the Verdict Watch continues...
The jury has now heard that testimony repeated which they wanted to hear and has had heard part of the jury instructions re-read to them
They now go back to deliberate
And the Verdict Watch continues...
11:26 AM - May 30, 2024
The parlor games by the 24h news pundits about what those questions by jury would mean to their deliberations, and are we near or far from their verdict are just time-wasters now
We do not know what they are thinking, where they are in their decision, except this is a guilty verdict
So we wait
We do not know what they are thinking, where they are in their decision, except this is a guilty verdict
So we wait
11:43 AM - May 30, 2024
My 21yo (Glenfiddich single malt from Speyside) still awaits patiently with the glass (Ultima Thule/Iittala)
T Dawg?
Yes?
That is YESTERDAY'S PHOTOGRAPH
So?
Have you been DRINKING FROM IT ALREADY?
No no no nooooo no. Not me. No. NO NO! Absolutely most definitely no
I shall savour the moment
T Dawg?
Yes?
That is YESTERDAY'S PHOTOGRAPH
So?
Have you been DRINKING FROM IT ALREADY?
No no no nooooo no. Not me. No. NO NO! Absolutely most definitely no
I shall savour the moment
11:48 AM - May 30, 2024
There's your proof! I moved the Iittala Ultima Thule glass to the left side of the 21yo Glenfiddich (small bottle, 20cl). See? Seal is not broken, I have not drunk from this bottle yet
T DAWG !!!
What?
You flipped the photograph
No I didn't
Yes you did!
How can you tell?
The TEXT is backwards
T DAWG !!!
What?
You flipped the photograph
No I didn't
Yes you did!
How can you tell?
The TEXT is backwards
11:54 AM - May 30, 2024
The whole world sits in limbo, glued to their TV sets, awaiting the verdict from 5 women and 7 men on Manhattan
It will be the first time a former US President is convicted of a crime, and Von Shitzenpants, TOT* goes from Defendant Trump to Convict Trump
...a Common Criminal
* The Orange Turd
It will be the first time a former US President is convicted of a crime, and Von Shitzenpants, TOT* goes from Defendant Trump to Convict Trump
...a Common Criminal
* The Orange Turd
01:12 PM - May 30, 2024
(Edited)
Update from Hollywood
Via Mother Teresa
Donald Von Shitzenpants seems to have now had another vocabulary malfunction
Trump has apparently confused two-time Oscar Winning Actor Dustin Hoffman for two-time Oscar Winning Actor Robert DeNiro
...dementia?
But this is bad for Biden because...
Via Mother Teresa
Donald Von Shitzenpants seems to have now had another vocabulary malfunction
Trump has apparently confused two-time Oscar Winning Actor Dustin Hoffman for two-time Oscar Winning Actor Robert DeNiro
...dementia?
But this is bad for Biden because...
03:45 PM - May 30, 2024
(Edited)
Back. Back in the box. Back!
No! No you do not get to play some more with the other whiskies! You're 21 years of age. Some of those are half your age. Now get back into the box!
Don't you wave your cork at me!
BACK ! INTO ! THE ! BOX !
No! No you do not get to play some more with the other whiskies! You're 21 years of age. Some of those are half your age. Now get back into the box!
Don't you wave your cork at me!
BACK ! INTO ! THE ! BOX !
04:49 PM - May 30, 2024
HOLD ON.. I am hearing there is a verdict?
04:50 PM - May 30, 2024
VERDICT WATCH
Your T Dawg is ready
Your T Dawg is ready
04:58 PM - May 30, 2024
VERDICT WATCH
The courtroom now is awaiting. Jury is writing out the full document on their decision, we will have the verdict in just some minutes from now
It has been six years from FBI raid of Michael Cohen's office to today, the verdict
Six weeks, four days since trial began
The courtroom now is awaiting. Jury is writing out the full document on their decision, we will have the verdict in just some minutes from now
It has been six years from FBI raid of Michael Cohen's office to today, the verdict
Six weeks, four days since trial began
05:02 PM - May 30, 2024
Trump is found guilty on all 34 counts
It was a quick jury decision
(Told you so and told you so)
CONGRATULATIONS AND NOW POP THAT CHAMPAGNE !!!
It was a quick jury decision
(Told you so and told you so)
CONGRATULATIONS AND NOW POP THAT CHAMPAGNE !!!
05:10 PM - May 30, 2024
MY WAY
Frank Sinatra
And now
The jury's back
& so we have
The final verdict
My friends
I now admit
They told me that
I am a convict
This trial
They know my ways
What Stormy said
My tiny penis
It's true
They heard my words
Recordings
Prove it
That rag
That Pecker ran
Enquirer
Hid my adventures..
Frank Sinatra
And now
The jury's back
& so we have
The final verdict
My friends
I now admit
They told me that
I am a convict
This trial
They know my ways
What Stormy said
My tiny penis
It's true
They heard my words
Recordings
Prove it
That rag
That Pecker ran
Enquirer
Hid my adventures..
05:19 PM - May 30, 2024
First just to us on Mastodon, Spoutible and Post
Many of us are in Twitter exile. This Trump trial would have been easy to monitor 'properly' on the old Twitter, but here in exile, we had to do with curated content
THANK YOU LAFFY AND NONILEX at Mastodon
cc @GottaLaff masto" target="_blank" class="inline-link">https://mastodon.world/ @GottaLaff masto
Many of us are in Twitter exile. This Trump trial would have been easy to monitor 'properly' on the old Twitter, but here in exile, we had to do with curated content
THANK YOU LAFFY AND NONILEX at Mastodon
cc @GottaLaff masto" target="_blank" class="inline-link">https://mastodon.world/ @GottaLaff masto
05:33 PM - May 30, 2024
On Trump Verdict of guilty on all 34 counts
CONGRATULATIONS Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg and your excellent team of prosecutors
This was a masterclass prosecution. You got a jury to convict on all 34 counts
Many attacked you for years proclaiming you'd abandoned this case (I did not)
GREAT JOB!!!
CONGRATULATIONS Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg and your excellent team of prosecutors
This was a masterclass prosecution. You got a jury to convict on all 34 counts
Many attacked you for years proclaiming you'd abandoned this case (I did not)
GREAT JOB!!!
05:37 PM - May 30, 2024
Michael Cohen
Once you were a scumbag but you admitted your guilt, you went to prison, you were disbarred but since then you have walked the straight and narrow
You have not steered us wrong
You told us you will testify and you did. You said you had Trump recordings and you did
Thank you Michael
Once you were a scumbag but you admitted your guilt, you went to prison, you were disbarred but since then you have walked the straight and narrow
You have not steered us wrong
You told us you will testify and you did. You said you had Trump recordings and you did
Thank you Michael
05:41 PM - May 30, 2024
In response to Tomi T Ahonen Not Guilty On 34 Counts.
This just aged better.
05:54 PM - May 30, 2024
Robert Mueller
Today this Manhattan jury verdict of Trump guilty on all counts... is your vindication
It was YOUR decision to send FBI to raid Michael Cohen's office. You discovered THIS crime
When your crooked boss Bill Barr tried to stop you, you sent this crime to New York
THANK YOU, SIR
Today this Manhattan jury verdict of Trump guilty on all counts... is your vindication
It was YOUR decision to send FBI to raid Michael Cohen's office. You discovered THIS crime
When your crooked boss Bill Barr tried to stop you, you sent this crime to New York
THANK YOU, SIR
05:46 PM - May 30, 2024
Donald Trump has been to court over 4,000 times (and lost nearly every time) but NEVER in criminal court before now
Trump will be sentenced to PRISON
More than anyone else, one person is responsible for his downfall
She was there ALONE
It is Stormy Daniels
THANK YOU STORMY
You are a hero!
Trump will be sentenced to PRISON
More than anyone else, one person is responsible for his downfall
She was there ALONE
It is Stormy Daniels
THANK YOU STORMY
You are a hero!
05:51 PM - May 30, 2024
Let's do another song
(but no Abba)
Let's do another SONG
(No, T Dawg, no Abba, please?)
We're doing a song. It might NOT be Abba
(we know it is Abba! Let's not Abba this day, we were having such a good time!)
We're doing a SONG !!!
(but no Abba)
Let's do another SONG
(No, T Dawg, no Abba, please?)
We're doing a song. It might NOT be Abba
(we know it is Abba! Let's not Abba this day, we were having such a good time!)
We're doing a SONG !!!
06:04 PM - May 30, 2024
OBITUARY
The Republican Party has expired
The GOP died in 2024 after nominating the convicted felon Donald Jesus Mother Teresa Trump, a racist, rapist and serial con artist.
The GOP reached its peak support in 1984 when Ronald Reagan got 60% of the vote. Trump sold the party to Vladimir Putin..
The Republican Party has expired
The GOP died in 2024 after nominating the convicted felon Donald Jesus Mother Teresa Trump, a racist, rapist and serial con artist.
The GOP reached its peak support in 1984 when Ronald Reagan got 60% of the vote. Trump sold the party to Vladimir Putin..
11:26 PM - May 30, 2024
In response to Tomi T Ahonen Not Guilty On 34 Counts.
You are the first person I always go to. Because you da man!! You have always made me feel better and given me logical hope!!
06:29 PM - May 30, 2024
In response to Tomi T Ahonen Not Guilty On 34 Counts.
Thank you! I found you on Twitter a long time ago and when you left I immediately set up my Spoutible account. You were right, you have always been right, I adore your humor and you have kept me calm and sane. Cheers! We popped a nice Spanish Cava at our house just now!
06:50 PM - May 30, 2024
To all of you, here on Mastodon, Post and Spoutible, and sending best regards to near 200,000 more on Twitter
Thanks for being with me on this ride. I told you, trust, me, Trump will be convicted. I told you, Manhattan will be first
Many of you were not sure, but hung in there
Now we celebrate!
Thanks for being with me on this ride. I told you, trust, me, Trump will be convicted. I told you, Manhattan will be first
Many of you were not sure, but hung in there
Now we celebrate!
06:17 PM - May 30, 2024
Caption, from left:
Convict, Convict, Convict
Convict, Convict, Convict
06:21 PM - May 30, 2024
When the Republicans send us their Presidents, they're not sending their best! Some are rapists, some are convicts, and some, I guess will try to assassinate you
Donald Elvis Mother Theresa Trump: "There's going to be so much winning, you'll get tired of all the winning."
GOP? This is your dude?
Donald Elvis Mother Theresa Trump: "There's going to be so much winning, you'll get tired of all the winning."
GOP? This is your dude?
06:43 PM - May 30, 2024
RASPBERRY BERET
Prince
He wore a strawberry toupee
The kind you find in a trailer park store
Strawberry toupee
Its broken hair torn
It shouldn't be worn much more
Strawberry toupee
He's such a loser
Built like it was
He had the nerve to tell me
To trim That Thing, don't shave it all off
So, looky
Prince
He wore a strawberry toupee
The kind you find in a trailer park store
Strawberry toupee
Its broken hair torn
It shouldn't be worn much more
Strawberry toupee
He's such a loser
Built like it was
He had the nerve to tell me
To trim That Thing, don't shave it all off
So, looky
07:03 PM - May 30, 2024
ROTFLMAO I have DA best Tweeps! Fabulous cover by New Yorker of the small-fingered vulgarian..
Convict Trump! I love saying that. Convict Trump. Hey, Republicans? Are you SERIOUSLY going to run this year with CONVICT Trump? Good luck with that way to destroy your legacy
Convict Trump :-)
Convict Trump! I love saying that. Convict Trump. Hey, Republicans? Are you SERIOUSLY going to run this year with CONVICT Trump? Good luck with that way to destroy your legacy
Convict Trump :-)
08:08 PM - May 30, 2024
